Spanish police have arrested a 43-year-old Venezuelan woman who landed in Madrid’s international airport trying to smuggle 3.7 pounds of cocaine via her breast implants.
She appeared nervous going through customs, was searched, and eventually ‘copped’ to smuggling cocaine in her breast implants.
Just replace saline with cocaine (they even rhyme) and you’ll usually get through (airport security mantra, “you don’t get on until we get off” notwithstanding).
You just have to hope that the cocaine doesn’t leak, or the mule may die of one massive overdose.
(HT: Alan H.)