American Airlines Downgraded 3-Foot-6 Star Wars Actor Warwick Davis From First Class. So He Wrote The Perfect Legroom Song

3-foot-6 drawf actor Warwick Davis,known for Star Wars and Harry Potter, suffered a four hour delay and a downgrade from first class on American Airlines – and turned the experience into a catchy song.

He showed up at the airport with a first class boarding pass, thinking he’d fly up front. But what sounds like an aircraft swap or broken seat after a lengthy delay left him in economy. He portrays himself in a comically cramped coach seat, apropos given his stature. His lyrics say that in that seat American has somehow made him feel gigantic.

He compares defeating fantasy villains with the harder task of traveling on time on American, his original 1A seat becomes a lost royal kingdom, and his lyrics wonders whether he’ll get miles as compensation.

It looks like three weeks before posting the song, Davis posted that American had downgraded him. He offered “I asked if it was because they needed the leg room for someone else, and for once, nobody laughed.” Good line.

He was listed as headlining ‘Spooky Empire’ in Orlando from May 29 through May 31. So the downgrade seems to have come on the back end of that trip. So this seems like a flight out of Orlando.

The song itself is something of a novelty country-pop song, with bright acoustics clashing with the complaint. He doesn’t sound furious. He’s cheerfully aggrieved.

A passenger of Davis’s size complaining about airline legroom is almost too perfect. He doesn’t come across as a celebrity demanding special treatment, like you might expect from a star complaining about not flying in a premium cabin. He made himself the joke first. And the lyrics are pretty good. American controlled the seat, but he gets to control the narrative. The music though is a bit meh, so it’s not a great song but it makes for an excellent post.

More importantly, given that this seems like a downgrade because there were fewer premium seats on the aircraft, DOT rules kick in.

Online reaction is generally supportive, says the song is good, and that Davis comes across really well rather than as a typical celebrity rant.

There was a time when a song about being mistreated by an airline might get 30 million views, but the feeds are a bit more dispersed now, the bit has been done before, and we’re numb to mistreatment. Besides, it’s a minor celebrity downgrade story not actually destruction of something valuable like a musician’s guitar. Still, this one seemed worthy of its somewhat-less-than 15 minutes.

Here’s my rough transcription of the lyrics:

What I ever do to you to.

I rolled up to the airport. Ticket in my hand. Thought I’d fly first class like a very lucky man.
Boarding pass was printed. Everything looked fine. Then American Airlines said, we got a slight redesign.

They smiled and said, we’re helping out today. That’s corporate code for sir, we’re taking that away.

They stole my leg room, stole my view. Moved me to a seat designed for two foot two.

Four hour delay and a downgrade to American Airlines. What I ever do to you.

I’m Warwick Davis. I know a thing or two about being small. But somehow you still manage to make me feel 10 feet tall. What I ever do to you. What I ever do to you.

The gate agent promised compensation would appear. A magic from [unintelligible] some time later in the year.

I searched for sympathy I searched the skies above. But the customer relations showed me every little love. They said we value you with a straight-faced grin. I seen more convincing acting than that in a bargain bin film.

They stole my legroom, stole my view, move me to a seat designed for two foot two. Four hour delay and a downgrade to American Airlines. What I ever do to you.

I battle trolls and goblins. Face the dark lord’s crew. Yet getting home on time was harder than that too. What I ever do to you? What I ever do to you?

Now I’m taking from the terminal, coffee growing cold, got enough material for stories I’ll retell when I’m old.

They bought me from my kingdom from seat, 1A thrown and left me wondering why I’d ever left my home

You stole my leg room, stole my view, a downgrade and a delay, that’s quite the combo too

Maybe I’ll get miles, maybe compensation due but American Airlines, the joke’s on you

What I ever do to you ’cause every travel nightmare needs a song or two. And now the whole world singing along about you.

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Comments

  1. He’s handling it well… from down there… and back there…

    Involuntary downgrades should involve more than just a partial refund, like additional compensation for failing to deliver what they sold. (And yet… some of you will say, too bad, ‘free market.’)

  2. Oh, and which “First” makes a huge difference here. If it was legit “Flagship First” on either 773 on long-haul, or a321T transcon, to economy, that’s a huge loss; if it’s mere recliner to MCE, I mean, ‘not great, not terrible.’

    (Btw, Flagship amenity kit is a limited time US soccer team thing. And some centennial pajamas if you’re on 10+)

  3. Plane switch or not and a 4 hour delay shouldn’t matter, Warwick had a First Class ticket and downgrading him to economy even with a 40% refund to me shows disrespect to an actor like Warwick. Plus his size shouldn’t be a reason either.

  4. I am very impressed Mr Davis, you managed to keep your clearly excellent sense of humour in that situation. I wonder if you’ll ever book on AA again? Thank you for sharing your experience (and song) with us. I will remember that next time I’m tempted to book on American Airlines.

    Warwick’s experience reminded me of one of the few times I have flown in a different cabin to the one booked.
    I arrived at check-in with only minutes to spare for a long haul flight once (traffic) with my Business Class ticket (Air miles!) and was so happy that I had arrived in time only to be told “I’m sorry sir but business class is full”.
    I then realised that they had assumed I was a “no-show” and sold my seat. I had sudden visions of being bumped (to the next day) or a disappointing 12 hour flight in coach, but then the check-in agent continued “so we have put you in First Class”! She really did not have to apologize for telling me that! You can bet that was NOT American Airlines! This was on a 747 (my favorite aircraft) around 25 years ago and First Class was very much better than Business Class.

  5. Here’s my beef. There were likely “elites” upgraded to F that should have been moved to Y first. Downgrade order: non-rev, upgrade “elites,” then most recent purchase.

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