Tony Woodlief has some observations on air travel and the silly consequences that flow from a legal obsession with safety. [P]art of my trip required me to fly from Phoenix to Tucson. It’s a 22-minute flight over sand and rock and an occasional patch of farmland cultivated no doubt at the expense of low-income taxpayers in New Jersey. As we prepared for take-off, the stewardess explained to us how we can use our seat cushions as flotation devices in the event of a water landing. I’ll let that sink in for a minute. It’s not her fault — our safety-obsession leads us to make silly rules, like the one that requires stewardesses to demonstrate how to work a seatbelt Oh, and Tony warns us about peeing in a bucket on the train.
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Scalia Update
Update to the Scalia/Throwaway Ticketing story. I’m told that Scalia did indeed fly New Orleans-Washington National non-stop on USAirways, and USAirways’ Contract of Carriage clearly prohibits the practice of throwaway ticketing.Now that Justice Scalia’s cirumvention of fare rules is public knowledge, will USAirways go after the Supreme Court Justice for the difference in fare? I’m guessing not.I bet that if the hidden city ticketing class action suit returns to the Supreme Court, there’ll be another request for Scalia to recuse himself.
When Fear of Inflation Hits, I’m Investing in Miles Rather Than Gold
In another sign that frequent flyer miles are no longer just proprietary currencies, but an alternative medium of exchange, ANA has entered into a points exchange agreement with an internet shopping mall.
Supersize my Earning
I’ll be earning miles even more quickly now that McDonald’s will be accepting credit cards. What the piece doesn’t say is the reason — their tests have found that customers using credit cards spend more on food than those using cash.While I’m not sure if this is selection bias (people who don’t have credit cards might tend to have less cash to spend?), it still sounds about right.
I can’t hear you…
If you’re flying in business or first class to London on American Airlines, you should register to receive free noise cancelling headsets.
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Shocked! Shocked to find that a public servant might be under investigation…
Daniel Montgomery, former executive director of the Air Transport Stabilization Board, exercised tremendous influence over the future of major airlines — the ATSB was in a position to grant or deny billions of dollars of subsidized loans. Now several major airlines face subpeonas looking into whether Mr. Montgomery extracted free travel and other benefits from the carriers.
United Signup Bonus
Get 3000 miles for signing up for United’s Mileage Plus program by April 30th.
Does this happen to you?
Murphy’s Law for Travelers 1. No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. 2. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal. 3. If you arrive very early for a flight, it will inevitably be delayed. 4. Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world except countries where there is only one gate. 5. If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper. 6. If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for the two fattest passengers. 7.…
Dealing with Jet Lag
Lynne Kiesling was suffering jet lag last week. Lynne, and everyone else, here are some basic tips on avoiding jet lag. Don’t fly coach. That alone makes a huge difference, both in ability to sleep and in general relaxation/stress mitigation level. Many folks report good success taking No Jet-Lag pills. It may be a placebo, but anecdotally they seem to work. Drink alot of water. Avoid alcohol especially on overnight flights. Try to adjust to the new time zone the day before flying out. Continue to adjust to the local time by sleeping or forcing yourself to stay awake during the flight. Upon arrival at your destination, take a shower and change clothes. Then stay up until bedtime in that location, no matter how tired. A quick nap is OK, but that’s it. If it’s…
