The internet is going crazy over the “Cheek Splitter 9000” which looks like a new frontier in how airlines make passengers uncomfortable onboard. But it’s not – instead, it’s a long-standing quirk of aviation safety.
Frontier Passenger Claimed She Was Denied Boarding Because She’s Indian—Used Fake ChatGPT Citations In Her Lawsuit
A Frontier Airlines passenger flying from Philadelphia to St. Louis via Orlando showed up at the gate but she had no seat assignment, and the flight was overbooked. Three gate agents announced they were oversold by 10 and – despite offers of vouchers up to $800 – didn’t get any volunteers.
Avoid Flying JetBlue Into JFK—Airport Killed Curbside Rideshare, Your Trip Into NYC Just Became Miserable [Roundup]
JFK Airport has banned curbside rideshare pickups at JetBlue’s Terminal 5, forcing travelers to lug their bags onto the AirTrain to reach rides at Howard Beach. Plus, getting charged $26 for an airport cocktail, Delta fixes crew scheduling IT, and Qantas elite status changes.
Family Seating Outrage At Airlines Goes Viral—But It’s Passengers Causing The Problem
A viral debate over airlines separating families on flights misses a crucial fact: major airlines already guarantee adjacent seats for families—but passengers frequently misunderstand or ignore how these policies actually work.
Serial Stowaway Strikes Again—Caught In Delta Lavatories, Now Sneaks Onto United Flight To Milan
A woman who famously stowed away on a Delta flight to Paris—spending hours undetected in lavatories—has struck again, sneaking through TSA and boarding a United flight from Newark to Milan.
Family Orders Domino’s To The Airport To Avoid High Prices—Brings Pizza Through TSA And Onto The Plane
Airport food prices drove one family to order Domino’s Pizza directly to the terminal during a delay—then carry the boxes through TSA and eat the slices onboard. The move has sparked a heated debate over whether it’s a brilliant money‑saving hack or just bad cabin etiquette.
Tampa Airport Wants Passengers To Stop Wearing Pajamas—Their Absurd Dress Code Is Almost Certainly Illegal
Tampa International Airport just sparked controversy by tweeting that it wants passengers to stop wearing pajamas. But can an airport actually enforce a pajama ban? It’s legally dubious, and drawing backlash online.
Top Analyst Warns United: MileagePlus Changes Could Kill Loyalty—’If You Don’t Have Their Credit Card, You Don’t Matter’
United Airlines is aggressively pushing customers toward its credit cards with major MileagePlus changes, but top airline analyst Henry Harteveldt warns this strategy could backfire—alienating loyal flyers who feel that without the card, their business simply doesn’t matter.
Delta Passenger Vomits For 45 Minutes, Barefoot Seatmate Admits He’s Contagious—Flight Attendants Do Nothing
A Delta passenger vomited openly in his seat for nearly an hour while his barefoot companion casually admitted their family had just suffered a contagious virus. Despite health and safety protocols, the Delta crew reportedly let it continue.
Ritz-Carlton Guests Robbed Of $425,000 Seconds After Security Guard Vanishes—Was It An Inside Job? [Roundup]
Guests at the Ritz-Carlton St. Thomas were robbed at gunpoint of $425,000 in luxury goods moments after their security guard mysteriously disappeared—raising suspicions of an inside job. Plus, Denver airport’s $14.5 million sign is malfunctioning, and a single forger caused 60,000 aircraft engine parts to have fake safety certificates.











