United passengers are seeing a flight map glitch where the airplane icon is replaced by the spiked stiletto from *The Devil Wears Prada*. Also: Bilt cardholders report surprise $50,000 credit limits, Chase Sapphire Lounge DFW appears closer to opening, American basic economy bag fees get worse, and oneworld Ruby members get new Iberia seat-selection benefits.
Hyatt CEO Says Members Like The Award Chart Devaluation — Top Hotels Can Cost 67% More Points
Hyatt’s CEO says members have reacted positively to the new award chart, which is an interesting way to describe top hotels costing up to 67% more points. Hyatt may still have a fixed chart, but when one night that used to require $45,000 of card spend now takes $75,000, calling that a member-friendly change requires a truly elite-tier ability to suspend disbelief.
Southwest Took Austin Airport’s Planned Bank Lounge Space — Now The Airport May Add Two Credit Card Lounges
Austin airport’s long-planned credit card lounge did not disappear just because Southwest appears to have taken the original West Infill space for its own “Project Oasis” lounge. The airport now says it still plans a bank lounge RFP — and is weighing space in the new Concourse B, the current Concourse A, or possibly both, meaning Austin could end up with two credit card lounges on top of new clubs from Southwest, American, Delta and United.
Spirit Airlines Is Gone — So Is The Lawsuit Against Them For Tracking Customer Clicks And Keystrokes
Spirit Airlines may be gone, but one of its remaining lawsuits just died too. Customers claimed Spirit’s website tracked clicks, keystrokes, searches and browsing behavior through session-replay code, but the court said that without a concrete injury or sensitive personal information disclosed, creepy website tracking alone was not enough to sue.
The Burger King Crown Returns To A Plane — And This Time The Tables Have Turned
Years after the “Racist Burger King” passenger made the airplane crown infamous, the crown has returned to a plane with a very different energy. This time, a Black passenger sits calmly in the window seat wearing a similar gold crown — subverting the meme and taking back the symbol.
United Flight To Spain Turns Back To Newark After Teen’s Bluetooth Speaker Named ‘BOMB’
United Flight 236 was headed from Newark to Spain when passengers were repeatedly ordered to turn off Bluetooth — then the 767 turned back after a teen’s speaker reportedly showed up as “BOMB.” The flight landed back in New Jersey under a security response, passengers were deplaned and re-screened, and everyone eventually reboarded hours later over what may have been the dumbest possible Bluetooth name to use on an airplane.
Man Drove To Detroit Airport To Meet Tom Cruise — Then Crashed His Cadillac Into Terminal
A 67-year-old man reportedly drove to Detroit Metro Airport saying he was there to meet Tom Cruise and save his dad — then crashed his black Cadillac SUV through the Evans Terminal doors. Police say he appeared disoriented, no weapons were found, and no one was seriously hurt, but this is somehow the second time this year a vehicle has smashed into a Detroit airport terminal.
Spirit Airlines Lost $327 Million In Its Final Full Month — A $500 Million Bailout Wouldn’t Have Saved It
Spirit Airlines’ final bankruptcy filing makes the blame game look beside the point: in its last full month, the airline lost $327 million and had just $72 million left in unrestricted cash. Even the proposed $500 million taxpayer bailout would not have saved it for long, because Spirit had not found a business model where customers would pay enough to cover its costs.
American Airlines Will Make You Put Laptops Away 15 Minutes Earlier — For Injuries That Occur Once Every 3 Million Flights
American Airlines is moving the end-of-flight shutdown earlier, which means laptops away sooner, seats upright sooner, and cabin service ending higher in the descent. The reason is flight attendant turbulence safety — but data suggests the injury risk this targets is extraordinarily rare.
American Airlines Passenger Finds Used Condom At Seat — Customer Service Shrugs
An American Airlines million-miler says he boarded a Phoenix–El Paso flight and found a used condom at his seat — then got a customer service response that read like he had complained about crumbs. Airlines are not just selling transportation from A to B. They are selling basic sanitary transportation.










