News and notes from around the interweb:

• This is the sound they play endlessly for hours inside the Guantanamo Bay detention facility.

  You’re killing me @AmericanAir! First the incoming plane was late, then you had to call maintenance to basically jump start the engines, now we’ve been listening to this beeping for the last 15 minutes while we wait for maintenance again…delayed 2 hours, 38 minutes and counting. pic.twitter.com/hLqyS21P39

  — Brian Skripac (@BrianSkripac) April 9, 2022

• The West Texas Buc-ee’s If you know, you know.

• Foursome admit assaulting hotel employees, sentenced to probation and it took five years to get to a result for the J.W. Marriott Desert Springs attack.

  [A]ccording to an arrest warrant affidavit filed by sheriff’s investigators, Portillo and Davis held a female employee on the ground and took turns punching and kicking her, while Decoud punched a male employee in the face.

  The female employee suffered “pain and major swelling to her head,” while the male employee suffered “a broken orbital bone,” according to the affidavit.

  Pate incited his two female co-defendants to beat the female employee, investigators alleged.

• Truth in advertising.

  this is perhaps the least important slight i have ever posted about but dear reader i feel slighted

  — lee carter wheatposting (@hikikomorgan) April 10, 2022

• Well played.

  @AmericanAir an unhelpful ticket agent wouldn’t let us take our one year olds stroller to/through security so we had to MacGyver a solution to get to our gate at PHX Sky Harbor. Heres a helpful tip for others who get put in the same bind #phx #skyharbor pic.twitter.com/PUdlUrL7QH

  — Jim Layser (@jlayser31) April 10, 2022

• One thing I’ll miss when the mask requirement finally ends? You could be anybody behind that mask. “I’m a celebrity!”

  So I decided to start some mess with these ladies at #DFW airport working for @AmericanAir lol!!! WaMyBagAT😭😭 pic.twitter.com/aoZCJZY6yg

  — Rickey Smiley (@RickeySmiley) April 10, 2022