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Daily Show Mocks American Airlines New Miserable Lavatories

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Jun 11 2018

American’s new Boeing 737 MAX interior has seats with less space between them than ever before, less recline, and no seat back entertainment. They are installing satellite wifi and bigger overhead bins, but to squeeze in even more seats — they’ve gone from 150 seats to 172 seats on this size aircraft in just four years — they’re shrinking the bathrooms onboard.

One American Airlines pilot describes these lavatories as the most miserable experience in the world. He says he’ll refuse to deadhead on the aircraft to get to his duty assignment.

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American Will No Longer Be As Flexible With Same Day Changes When You Call Reservations

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Jun 11 2018

American Airlines is already a lot stricter with same day confirmed changes than their competitors are.

Consistent with the American’s overall move to limit agent flexibility they’ve changed how reservations agents process same day standby.

There is no de jure change here, but a de facto change in what reservations agents will be able to do for customers. They’ll no longer be able to ignore other business rules when E inventory is available

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Bad Idea: Investors Want to Bring Back Midwest Airlines and Make Milwaukee Great Again

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Jun 08 2018

Midwest Airlines, Frontier, and AirTran all tried to hub in Milwaukee. Today, no one does. There are some cities that have been tried and don’t quite work as hubs. America West used to hub in Columbus, for instance.

Old airline brands never seem to die. There’s another attempt to bring back Eastern Airlines. An airline using the People Express name operated again for a few months in 2014. And Pan Am is a name that just won’t go away.

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What Airlines Should Learn From Delta

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Jun 07 2018

Paul Jacobson, Delta’s Executive Vice President & Chief Financial Officer presented at today’s Deutsche Bank 2018 Global Industrials and Materials Summit. 

He laid the airline’s improvement in Net Promoter Score (willingness of its customers to recommend) with growth in its revenue premium — how much extra customers are willing to pay to fly Delta over its competitors.

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Spirit Airlines Flight Attendant Teaches Delayed Passengers How to Use the Lavatory

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Jun 07 2018

Passengers on a delayed Spirit Airlines flight departing Chicago O’Hare last month — sitting on the ground with inoperative air conditioning, presumably no working auxiliary power unit, “babies are crying, everyone is moody” — were treated to a flight attendant dropping some serious life advice.

He asks passengers to share their codine, lithium, quaaludes, and other drugs with their seat opponent — but if it’s a child sitting next to them “do a moral inventory, or just do like my mom used to, she broke it in half and gave it to me.”

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