Flight Attendant Joke

The flight attendant listened patiently to a man complain,

You bring me cold coffee. You serve me lousy food. I can’t see the movie. Not that it matters because you didn’t bring me any headphones. And my window doesn’t even have a shade so I can’t sleep.

When the rant was finally over, she says “just shut up and fly the plane.”

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Gary Leff is one of the foremost experts in the field of miles, points, and frequent business travel - a topic he has covered since 2002. Co-founder of frequent flyer community InsideFlyer.com, emcee of the Freddie Awards, and named one of the "World's Top Travel Experts" by Conde' Nast Traveler (2010-Present) Gary has been a guest on most major news media, profiled in several top print publications, and published broadly on the topic of consumer loyalty. More About Gary »

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  1. Must work for American Airlines
    Many of them embellish that spirit and joy in their work

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