Free Lap Dances For Stranded Southwest Airlines Passengers In Vegas

by Gary Leff

Las Vegas is one of the largest cities for Southwest Airlines. And with the carrier cancelling thousands of flights every day over the holidays, many of those who happened in Vegas have been forced to stay in Vegas.

Southwest has said they’ll cover reasonable expenses for affected travelers. That likely covers modest meals and hotel accommodations. But what about immodest expenses? For those, Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club has Southwest passengers covered offering:

  • Free transportation to the club
  • Waived cover charge
  • One free drink
  • And a lap dance

According to the club’s General Manager,

With the current state of Harry Reid International Airport, many holiday travelers have been left stranded and may not make it home for the unforeseeable future, possibly until after the New Year. We are doing our part by opening our doors to travelers who are most affected to ensure their extended stay in Las Vegas is a memorable one.

All that’s needed is “proof of having a canceled or delayed flight” for dads to go and learn whether they’ve failed the Chris Rock test.

About Gary Leff

Gary Leff is one of the foremost experts in the field of miles, points, and frequent business travel - a topic he has covered since 2002. Co-founder of frequent flyer community InsideFlyer.com, emcee of the Freddie Awards, and named one of the "World's Top Travel Experts" by Conde' Nast Traveler (2010-Present) Gary has been a guest on most major news media, profiled in several top print publications, and published broadly on the topic of consumer loyalty. More About Gary »

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Comments

  3. The Chris Rock test? What?
    Come on Gary, we’re not all hip to the jiggy like you…..

  5. @JorgeGeroge Paez – the “Chris Rock test” is a reference to one of his stand up routines where, among other things, he says his primarily job as a dad of daughters is to “keep them off the pole” (aka become a stripper)

  6. Is the Chris Rock line about his statement awhile back that his only job as a dad was to keep his daughter off the stripper pole? I think my wife told me about that so it seems a pretty obscure reference to make with no additional info. But funny still if that’s what you were actually going for

  7. Since you brought Chris Rock up I’m curious the thoughts about the Will Smith slap. I’m not saying Will Smith was right to do that but how is there no outage toward Chris Rock and so badly mocking summertime that it would prompt the slap? I’m partially happy to know that Smith was willing to stand up to a bully… Though walking out would have been soooooo much better (and being gone when he won his Oscar). And i think the Oscars leadership should have banned Rock for a period of time too, he just went too far when he had said similar things several times before that.

    Just curious how others feel about it all.

  9. At least Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club is doing more for the passengers than SWA’s management. Of course, it has to happen in Las Vegas. In Nashville, passengers got offered jail time…I am guessing an ex-Hertz senior officer is behind this Nashville offer

  11. Also regarding Chris Rock at the club, he asks an important question as well.

    Can a **** get a table dance ??

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