Woman Breaks Up With Her Airplane After 9 Years Of Romance: ‘We’re Still Friends’ [Roundup]

News and notes from around the interweb:

  • Woman in a sexual relationship with an AEROPLANE for nine years says she has finally broken up with it ‘but we’re still friends’

    A woman who was in a sexual relationship with an aeroplane for nine years has revealed that she has broken up with it, but they still remain friends.

    Warehouse worker Michele Köbke, 36, first entered the torrid affair with the Boeing 737-800, which she affectionately called ‘Darling’, in 2014…’The 737-800 is very attractive and sexy to me. He’s the most beautifully built, and he’s a very attractive and elegant aircraft.’

    …Michele was diagnosed as an objectophile years ago…’It’s like a normal relationship, we have relaxing evenings together and when we go to bed, we cuddle and fall asleep together’, she added.

  • The Vasu Raja rehabilitation tour continues with an Airlines Confidential interview. Mostly the same Raja, but he does seem to realize that customers matter: “who are your customers, who are you rmost profitable customers, how do you make the most profitable customers stay and how do you attract a new” customer that will be profitable?

    He understands wallet share of individual customers. He still never gets to product and actual travel experience which has always been a blind spot. But he does uniquely understand the value of frequent flyer programs in a way that most executives do not (really).

  • I was a guest on this week’s Airplane Geeks podcast

  • I was also a guest on the Travel Weekly podcast talking about Southwest Airlines struggles and Elliott Management, recorded before Gary Kelly agreed to step down as Chairman next year.

  • United giving award flight discounts to Premier members & cardholders – even on partners So maybe that explains some of the price increases we’ve seen – United had to increase redemption costs for everyone, in order to reduce them for preferred members without giving them a real discount compared to the status quo ante.

  • United introduces signature regional entrees in first class

    Our Hospitality Programs team recently launched new signature regional entrees that are available for preorder on domestic flights departing from EWR, IAH, ORD and SFO.

    The goal of these entrees is to give United First customers a taste of the local cuisine from our world-class hub cities. The entrees were developed with an eye for both trending and familiar local cuisines at each hub, in combination with the pillars of our culinary identity to ensure they are fresh, simple and delicious!

    …We will continue to introduce these dishes across all seven of our hubs over the coming months, and rotate offerings so that they stay fresh and relevant for our guests.

About Gary Leff

Gary Leff is one of the foremost experts in the field of miles, points, and frequent business travel - a topic he has covered since 2002. Co-founder of frequent flyer community InsideFlyer.com, emcee of the Freddie Awards, and named one of the "World's Top Travel Experts" by Conde' Nast Traveler (2010-Present) Gary has been a guest on most major news media, profiled in several top print publications, and published broadly on the topic of consumer loyalty. More About Gary »

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Comments

  1. I thought for sure a word must have been omitted from the headline (typo). That the woman broke up with a man she met on an airplane.

  2. I wonder when the headlines will become Southwest Airlines struggle under Elliot Management’s direction.

  3. Woman to plane: We’ll always have Paris.

    Don’t tell J. D. that the plane is available and has a couch onboard.

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