A New Orleans Marriott put up a sign that reads “Benches Are For Employees Only,” and guests are reading it as a pretty blunt message. The real story is a clumsy attempt at loitering control that manages to insult guests while failing to solve the underlying problem.
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The Front Desk Said ‘We’ll Text You When The Room’s Ready’—And Other Luxury Hotel Lies That Steal Your Time
“We’ll text you when your room’s ready”—but luxury hotels rarely follow through. These common “luxury lies” don’t just frustrate, they steal your time. From fake upgrades to eco-friendly cost cuts, here’s how high-end hotels consistently fail at delivering genuine hospitality.
“I’m A Diamond Member!” Guest Argues At 4 AM Over Noise Complaint — Front Desk: “So Is The Neighbor.”
A hotel guest went viral after exploding at the front desk when asked to lower his TV volume at 4 a.m., insisting that his Diamond status exempted him from hotel quiet rules. Plus, watch the classic “Diamond Member Check-In” parody and more.
Hyatt Promises 4PM Late Checkout — Some Hotels Now Say Pack At Noon And Switch Rooms
A Hyatt elite member says two properties recently offered a blunt tradeoff: keep a suite, or keep the guaranteed 4 p.m. late checkout. At the Park Hyatt Saigon and Grand Hyatt Erawan Bangkok, they were told to pack up at noon and move into a “courtesy room” to stay until 4 p.m.—raising the question of whether Hyatt is honoring the benefit, or quietly redefining what “4 p.m. checkout” is supposed to mean.
Red Or Green Lights Above Your Hotel Room Door Tell Anyone Walking By If You’re Inside
A TikTok from a Hilton in Cancun shows red and green LEDs above guest room doors—lights that appear to indicate whether someone is inside. These systems can combine door sensors, motion, and timing rules to infer occupancy. That data belongs on a staff dashboard, not displayed in the hallway for anyone walking by.
This Marriott Hotel Is Fed Up With Elites — The Sign Says You Are Not Even Entitled To Water
A Marriott hotel got so tired of elite guests demanding free bottled water that it put up a blunt sign: you are not entitled to it. And while the message is rude, it is also basically correct—pointing to what’s wrong with how Bonvoy works.
Marriott App Now Prompts You To Tip Staff — So Hotels Can Cut Wage Costs
Marriott has added in-app tipping, routing payments through a third-party processor—an escalation beyond the QR-code tip prompts that have spread through hotels since the pandemic. This isn’t really about guest convenience; it’s about shifting more of employee compensation onto customers so hotels can staff up while keeping wage costs (and owner expenses) down.
Marriott Adds a “Destination Marketing Fee” at Kansas City Airport Fairfield — Pay $1.50 Extra So the Hotel Can Advertise to You
A Fairfield Inn near Kansas City Airport is listing a city-required $3 arena fee—and then, starting with January bookings, adding a separate $1.50 “Destination Marketing Fee.” Kansas City doesn’t list any such charge as a government fee, and nearby hotels don’t show it, making this look like a new, mandatory junk fee designed to split the true price off the room rate.
Hotel Cleaners Open Door to 3 Feet of Trash — Toilet Paper Piled Higher Than the Toilet, Room Needs Full Renovation
A long-stay guest checked out of an e-sports hotel room in Changchun, China—and staff say they opened the door to a “garbage mountain,” with trash piled roughly a meter high and toilet paper stacked higher than the toilet. The hotel says it took three days to clear everything out and disinfect, but the damage was bad enough that the room still needs renovation.
Ex-Hooters OYO Las Vegas Lists $1 Rooms Across Multiple Room Types — Resort Fee Adds $50.96
OYO Las Vegas (the former Hooters) is advertising $1 rooms Monday through Wednesday with promo code ONEDOLLAR — across everything from basic kings to strip-view and pool-view rooms. But the fine print says you still owe a $50.96 resort fee (with tax) at check-in, and it isn’t included in the headline price quote.
It’s a cheap play for a worn, uneven hotel, but it also looks like exactly the kind of resort-fee advertising the FTC has been targeting—especially as Vegas demand softens and the bottom end of the market gets squeezed.











