An Oregon man faces charges after authorities say he urinated on passengers on a flight from Anchorage to Portland, Oregon.
Jeff Rubin…had been sleeping for most of the flight. About 30 minutes before landing, they said, he stood up and began urinating through the crack between the seats in front of him — and onto the passengers sitting there.
The report says he lost his balance and fell backward, splashing urine on passengers, seats and luggage.
JetBlue’s Check-in Counter at Washington National the Last Time I Flew the Airline…
My favorite paragraph opening in the story: “Caldwell, who said she was not urinated on…”
The investigative prowess of the responding officers is worth noting as well.
An officer then began interviewing passengers.
“At one point, the officer was like, ‘Who got peed on?'”
The charges? Criminal mischief and offensive littering.
(HT: Paul H.)
You know, some people pay good money for that.
I’d be pissed….
Better to be pissed off than pissed on…
Who says the domestic carriers can’t innovate? JetBlue offers onboard (golden) showers now!
“Offensive littering”?! How about spreading contagious diseases on purpose?
yellow and blue make green
This shoulld earn him a spot on the no-fly-list.
Misdemeanor charges. It seems like everyone else you could do wrong on a plane is a felony.
Check that off the bucket list. Next take a crap on the Lido deck.
With the introduction of Jet Blue Golden Showers, should Emirates be worried they are no longer the only airline to offer this feature?
After this incident, JetBlue should rename their airline “JetYellow.” I hope they never become “JetBrown.”
These weren’t Even More Space seats, were they?
@Max strictly speaking Etihad’s A380 has showers as well. Just not this kind.
Who votes for Gary to write a comparison trip report on Jet Blue Golden Showers vs. the competition?!!?
good idea Ryan, but the account should be first hand. i smell a guest blogger…
Darth , you win the prize for best comment !
If this had happened on Southwest, a few posters who never fly Southwest would have written that this is what you expect from an airline whose customers are so low class. In reality, impolite and even mentally ill people fly all airlines. Some of them even fly business class if they can pretend to be productive despite their serious defects.
I knew Emirates Airlines had showers that had gold in them but I did not know Jetblew had Golden Showers!