News and notes from around the interweb:

• 29 cars have been stolen from Detroit airport parking so far this year. Meanwhile 4 people were shot at the Westin in downtown Detroit.

• No snakes on this plane.

  Its always good to laugh before a flight.
  Thank you to the flight attendant @AmericanAir #GoodToLaugh #AlwaysSmile pic.twitter.com/br4e2NvjAU

  — Skorp (@skorpoly) December 10, 2022

• Sounds about right, a $384 Airbnb costs $987.

  Airbnb needs to die lol pic.twitter.com/Ax1JfJPWin

  — B (@BrendanLLM) December 9, 2022

• Why are default tipping screens set so high? Because it works! It takes extra work to manually tip the ‘correct’ amount, or to opt out of tipping in places where it’s not traditionally done.

• Star Alliance CEO to become CEO of Gulf Air Group

• Flying an a la carte airline. (HT: Leonard)

  @nikki_howard Airlines be like… Feat. @kimsenser @brentpella @ryantomasjeric and @uzzzar fyp #f#fyf#foryouf#foryourpagec#comedysketchcomedy ♬ original sound – nikki_howard

• Cheese jokes.

  Outside of MKE this would be a bit questionable, Greg!

  Someone clearly has grater plans.
  Then again, it could be too gouda brie true.
  I feta stop it before things get too sharp.
  Best queso scenario, no one cuts the cheese.

  Jokes aside, enjoy your flight!🙃💙❤️💛 -Tiara

  — Southwest Airlines (@SouthwestAir) December 11, 2022

• Why not?

  The next time you’re @DENAirport be sure to stop by @united gate A17 to play a fun game of corn hole! Who is up for a challenge??!! @Cheryl_Searle @jonathangooda @rad2956 @StephenStoute pic.twitter.com/EJbyHklXK2

  — Corey Halstead (@coreyhalstead) December 12, 2022