A naked woman ran through Dallas – Fort Worth airport’s terminal D. She yelled at no one in particular, and made rather strange claims like “I speak all languages.” She tosses a beverage. Then she attacked the monitor and boarding door of gate D4.
Here’s the full 2 minute 16 second video. I won’t embed it here because she is naked. And also because of the various profanities and F-bombs she drops. Some people just ignore her and go about her business, while others visibly check her out.
The amazing thing is that while this stands out, it isn’t that unusual! A naked man walked up to a TSA checkpoint in Detroit and managed to get screened. It’s activity that’s common enough there’s been a judicial determination that getting naked at TSA is not protected by the first amendment.
The undisputed winner, of course, is Florida where a nearly-naked woman stormed a TSA checkpoint and got tased on the buttocks. (In Miami naked passengers are enough of a thing that a startup airline Naked-air even tried Miami – Cancun service<.)
While the general expectation is that if you’re headed to the airport – no shoes, no shirt, no pants, no service – airports just seem to make people want to get naked? Just a couple of weeks ago a woman stripped naked at American Airlines check-in in Jamaica. Meanwhile after then-US Airways overbooked a flight to Jamaica, a man walked around the airport naked for an hour in protest.
A woman walked naked through the Atlanta airport stopping to pose for photos. And in the fall a naked man was found strolling past the TGI Friday’s at DFW airport.
For an opportunity to experience an elevated flight out of DFW, please consider one of the 24,000 annual Delta flights that depart from this airport.
In the spirit of using the bathroom prior to boarding flights to save $100 million, perhaps airlines should start offering a discount to passengers willing to fly naked?
Not bad looking. Needs to trim that bush a little though.
The video on X seems to have disappeared.
You know you were hoping it was your MAGA Texan woman Tiffany Gomas. But American Airlines has banned her, so IAH would be a more natural fit for her playing naturist than DFW.
‘Nisssse.’
‘You’re right. We’re sorry. This is serious. We need to track this (guy) down and… give him his “Luckiest Boy In America” medal right away.’
If you know, you know.
UGH. Makes me glad that I am a gay man LOL
She has no time for clothes. Get with it. Some people are BUSY.
Democrats gone wild! Hey, it’s Spring Break time!
Best to wait for the beach.
@Dave Flaat — Right. All the ‘Democrats’ at DFW in Dallas, Texas (and at MIA in Miami, Florida), notoriously ‘blue’ cities and states. Good one, Dave.
It’s good she has security there to protect her from some rabid fans just like at some clubs. People will start complaining when a cover charge is instituted to get in.
Original video was removed, unfortunately. Or fortunately, depending upon your perspective.
Use the slogan: “no cervix, no service”.
I look forward to this being on the Police Watch Youtube channel. They have quite a few DFW videos
Well then.
I’m sure the guy in the TSA photois flattered by the censorship area.
@1990 “So wait…what’s the crime???”
I am the dog…the big fat dog…the HALLWAY MONITOR!
Maybe it’s molly, maybe it’s crazy. Seat barrier covers are always useful.
This is what happens when you destroy the family unit as a society, encourage lax parenting with few consequences for bad behavior. Some children need a swift kick in the ass to learn hiw to behave. Is it any wonder that feral
children become feral adults?
Bush supporter!
@TProphet – still looks like it is there to me,
The lunatic trash scenes sure seem to occur way more often in the red states.
Why might that be?
@L737 @Eric C — “The only crime here is that she didn’t do it to me.” Thank you both for actually ‘getting’ my reference(s). The greater irony is that the end of that episode, the teacher blames her impropriety on ‘alcoholism’ which is probably the same reason why these folks are ‘streaking’ in airports (because they’re drunk, or at least they’ll blame it on that). See, I brought it full-circle, boys!
@Tom K from Seattle — While I’d like to pile on with you, I think both you and @Dave Flaat are hilarious to blame incidents like this on political ideology. Like, this stuff can happen and apparently does happen: anymore and by anyone. It’s probably a ‘drinking’ or ‘drug’ thing (or a general psychosis), or these folks are nudists and it ‘gets them off’ or whatnot.
@L737 @Eric C — One more for you, fellows: “Oh, no… she’s using the ‘Mel Gibson defense’…”
Just more mental illness unleashed on society. The Medical Industrial Complex either ignores the crisis or uses it to push more pharma, which only worsens the conditioners. The “social justice warrior” crowd think it just fine, after all they might just be sex workers.
At least she wasn’t a total eyesore.