Nearly Naked Passenger Storms TSA Checkpoint, Gets Tased on Buttocks

In the latest installment of the Germany or Florida game, the winner is Florida:

A man clad only in his underwear and toting Japanese fighting sticks was shot with a stun gun after he dashed into the main concourse of Tallahassee Regional Airport claiming he had a plane to catch.

…Haynes, a Florida A&M University student whose hometown was not immediately available, received Taser wounds in the back and the buttocks before he was arrested. He was uninjured and was not in possession of an airline ticket, police said.

…After he was detained, he said, “I kinda always wanted to be tased.”

He also told the officer his name was God …

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Comments

  1. Three things come to mind:
    1. fraternity prank
    2. “I kinda always wanted to be tased.” Couldn’t find a dominitrix in Tallahassee?
    3. Was Haynes wearing his Hanes?

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