United just announced several improvements to their premium transcon flights this morning. Traditionally New York – San Francisco and New York – Los Angeles were lucrative enough markets that airlines competed to offer a much higher quality product than on other routes.
Bag Lost in British Airways Chaos Blown Down Heathrow Runway, Nearly Sucked Into 747
In the aftermath of the British Airways IT debacle that snarled the carrier’s flights for days, the airline collected hundreds of suitcases in a pile where they’d be “out of sight”.
One suitcase, though, was “blown by an engine draft for nearly 600 feet before it was stopped by panicking ground crew.”
Southwest Passenger Locks Himself in Lavatory, Gets Kicked Off, Runs Back Onboard, Gets Zip-Tied
Southwest Airlines flight WN3630 was delayed Monday night when a passenger “locked himself in the restroom and refused to get out.”
The passenger, whom Southwest said appeared to be drunk, was eventually kicked out of the lavatory and off the aircraft but he “ran back onto the plane” which is when a member of the crew “tackled him and pinned him down.”
Up to 10,000 Miles Per Hertz Car Rental (‘The More You Drive the More You Earn’)
The only times I’ve ever seen legitimate 10,000 miles per car rental offers were 9999 Delta miles from Avis or Budget on a one day rental in 2008 and 9999 Continental miles on 5 day and longer rentals in late 2007 and early 2008.
However here’s a creative one that really does get to 10,000 miles.
No Laptop Ban Coming for European Flights!!
The U.S. has told Europe there won’t be an electronics ban on European flights departing for the U.S. and that means there won’t be a ban on US flights departing for Europe either.
Apparently “the U.S. side took into account European concerns about the safety implications of storing devices with lithium batteries in aircraft cargo holds.”
Quit Complaining About Air Travel, It’s Awesome And You’re Unappreciative
The New York Times carried a piece by Patrick Smith yesterday with what’s supposed to be the ‘smart take’ on recent airline incidents. He says ‘there was no golden age of air travel’ (indeed, that the golden age of air travel in many ways is now).
“Every Cheap Domestic United Fare is Now Basic Economy Now… Includ[ing] Connecting Fares”
While United claimed these new fares were a benefit for customers, they were in a very real sense lying because Basic Economy fares were (as American Airlines candidly put it describing their own Basic Economy offering) merely ‘new attributes’ for the lowest fares, and not new lower fares at all.
In other words, Basic Economy fares give you fewer benefits at the same price you used to pay. The goal is to make these fares unpleasant enough that you’ll spend more to avoid them.
Here’s What It’s Like to Travel (With And) Without Elite Status
I usually try to avoid travel over major holiday weekends like this one. The bookends of long weekends are ‘amateur days’. Airports are crowded, planes are full (they are most of the time nowadays anyway) and lines are longer.
Very frequent flyers can get frustrated with once a year (or less) travelers but really shouldn’t. The skies — and the airports — do not belong to us. We put in our time, and we get our perks, we know the drill and it comes easier for us anyway with PreCheck for security, club lounges to wait in, and priority boarding so we don’t lose overhead bin space.
Delta Rolls Back Fuel Surcharges on Virgin Atlantic Awards (and How Not to Protest SkyMiles Devaluations)
Delta quietly devalued their miles again over the holiday weekend adding fuel surcharges to Virgin Atlantic business class awards departing the U.S..
A year ago a business class roundtrip on Virgin cost 125,000 Delta SkyMiles. Yesterday it cost as much as 205,000 miles and a $956 cash co-pay. But this change has been rolled back.
United Airlines President: Customers Must Like the Abuse or They Wouldn’t Buy So Many Tickets From Us
It’s no surprise that when United Airlines employees asked their President whether American’s introduction of inferior seats was an opportunity for United gain an advantage by offering a better product, United’s President said no.