San Diego Airport Gets Involved in the Jeffrey Epstein Coverup

On October 31st Trevor Noah asked Hillary Clinton how she killed Jeffrey Epstein. Then on Tuesday the San Diego airport decided to throw down its own gauntlet on the matter, using the airport’s paging system to announce an Epstein Coverup.

Somehow though the Clintons must have gotten to the airport’s leadership, because they’re walking it back and saying the whole thing was a ‘mistake’ and that they’re taking steps to prevent such things from happening again.

Someone with access to the system could have been playing a prank, and it wouldn’t be the first time a joke turned into excuses and regret in aviation. The NTSB, for its part, threw an intern under the bus after they confirmed to media the names of crew of Asiana 214 which crashed on final approach in San Francisco in July 2013.

On the other hand it may have been a gullible airport employee doing his best Moe from the Simpsons, and Bart Simpson could’ve just been paging American Airlines passenger Epstein Coverup.

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Gary Leff is one of the foremost experts in the field of miles, points, and frequent business travel - a topic he has covered since 2002. Co-founder of frequent flyer community, emcee of the Freddie Awards, and named one of the "World's Top Travel Experts" by Conde' Nast Traveler (2010-Present) Gary has been a guest on most major news media, profiled in several top print publications, and published broadly on the topic of consumer loyalty. More About Gary »

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  1. That’s funny Gary. Americans have a very funny sense of humour and are definitely not afraid
    of putting it out there. I also saw the “I can’t believe its butter” comics.
    I have heard funny airport announcements at London Heathrow using various accents turning something into a name. Of course these days it won’t be acceptable.

  2. I lauged my gut out after listening to thr seriousness of the news anchor reading the names of the pilot’s names. Thanks Gary you made my day.

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