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Naked Man Tries to Board Flight Because Clothes Affect His ‘Agility’

naked man at airport
Mar 26 2019

This past Saturday a 38-year-old man tried to travel to Simferopol International Airport in Crimea on Ural Airlines flight 525 from Moscow’s Domodedovo Airport wearing nothing at all.

The man argued he had a perfectly valid reason for flying naked: he yelled that “clothing impairs the aerodynamics of the body” and that he flies “with more agility when undressed.”

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Inflight Fight Leaves Blood Splatters After Woman Tries to Go to Lavatory Without Shoes

ryan air plane landing
Mar 17 2019

A Saturday Ryanair flight (natch) from Glasgow to Tenerife in the Canary Islands saw a fight break out after a woman went to the lavatory without shoes on.

A “very drunk man pulled her up about it, saying that someone would stand on her toes” according to another passenger. Then the woman’s boyfriend got involved. And more alcohol got involved.

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