Captain Obvious Offers IT Advice to US Airlines

Aug 17 2016

The historical idea of the Senate predates the Roman Republican, originating as the King’s council. Over time under the new Republic the Senate gained power as the nation transitioned to constitutional rule. Eventually Rome’s executive concentrated power, and the Senate became less important.

Nonetheless, the US constitution creates a Senate which harkens back to more august times, and the Senate has often been called “world’s greatest deliberative body” though I know of few people who consider it as such today.

Because instead of concerning itself with matters of war and peace (the US largely goes to war on the instructions of the President, constitutional requirements notwithstanding) US Senators have taken on the role of IT consultants.

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Subway Manager Who Rubbed Lotion All Over Sleeping Woman on Emirates Flight Has Sentenced to Pay Her Therapy Bills

Aug 15 2016

Vying to be the creepiest passenger ever faces stiff competition. There was the Japanese man watching porn and groping the woman seated next to him and the naked couple having sex in their seat while halfway covering up with their jackets.

You can imagine what it takes to enter the realm of creepiest passenger ever without alcohol even being involved.

And yet a 42 year old Pakistani from Staten Island who managed a Subway comes pretty close.

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American Airlines Eliminating Fare Bundles, Will Change How It Upsells You

Aug 14 2016

At the end of 2012 American Airlines introduced fare bundles.

The idea was to offer a modestly higher fixed fare price for a set of value-added benefits, that you could purchase at time of ticketing — through American’s own channels, and also they hoped through third parties as well.

Their upsell and bundling strategy has, apparently, changed.

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