News and notes from around the interweb:

• It isn’t just that checked bags get lost…

  YOOOO @AmericanAir!!! WHY IS YOUR BAGGAGE HANDLER CURLING MY SUITCASE LIKE HE AT THE GYM???? 🤬🤬🤬

  THEN HE JUST THREW MY SHIT??? pic.twitter.com/SXo1CuU1Fd

  — PHIL SHAW 📸 (@PhilShaw) July 7, 2023

• Shake it off.

  Finally taking off from DCA after a four hour delay but @AmericanAir apologized to the Swifties onboard for the flight disruption and played “Shake It Off” on the intercom for us. pic.twitter.com/3OdnQRwmId

  — Valerie Insinna (@ValerieInsinna) July 7, 2023

• Upgrade advice.

  If your car is going to be in the shop for a few days, I highly recommend flirting with the rental car guys if you need a loaner pic.twitter.com/Xl22uCau7O

  — (@courtneyknill) July 7, 2023

• Or earn status with Hyatt and get up to 4 breakfasts, not limited to continental.

  Am I a millionaire?

  Yes

  Do I lie and tell hotels that I have a twin brother so I can get two free breakfasts?

  Also yes

  — How to Make Friends (@nickgraynews) July 7, 2023

• Woman gives her husband’s credit card a spa day. (HT: Geobreeze Travel)

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• The true story behind the conspiracy-ridden murals at Denver International Airport

• Theft charges against Miami TSA screeners

  [T}he airport federal security director for law enforcement at MIA contacted a Miami-Dade Police detective regarding thefts that occurred at Checkpoint E involving TSA officers. The investigation revealed that three officers, while on duty, were seen on surveillance video conspiring together to distract passengers as they were being screened and stole money from their belongings.

• Virgin Australia will densify its fleet adding (slimline) seats to 737s and squeezing the extra legroom section. They’re adding wifi and seat power (though only USB in coach). Some wins, some losses, on net negative in my view.