News and notes from around the interweb:
- United Airlines food is not measurably better in Polaris business class, tbh:
@United they are literally serving food made by a toddler. This is unacceptable on an international flight. I literally have not eaten in 6 hours because the food is that bad. The first meal was some dry chicken breast in brown sauce and now its tortilla wrapped pork sausage pic.twitter.com/fEtjUELIqp
— cmonsherlock (@NoChillLin) July 17, 2025
- Paris Charles de Gaulle is a terrible airport for connecting, and for that matter for departures (though I don’t mind it so much for arrivals). So I can almost relate to Olivia Ponton bursting into tears, feeling overwhelmed there. I didn’t know who she was – the algorithm pushed this to me – but I guess she’s famous.
- Akbar Al Baker was not wrong.
@Delta pic.twitter.com/sZgyj0gNvE
— Elizabeth Rhodes (@elizabetheveryw) July 17, 2025
- Cut this out. Just stop.
Also @united made everyone check their bags bc there was no bin space…please… pic.twitter.com/8CU7AM1j41
— Alex Carbonel (@AlexCarbonel) July 17, 2025
- But what’s even the point of having the youngest fleet among the big network carriers?
Kid walks back to main seating and goes "where's my seat" as he's late as fuck.
Flight attendant: "sir, you are in first class that's up front."
Tell me your dad bought you your ticket without telling
On a side note, I think we got the point. Do better @AmericanAir pic.twitter.com/DPzl24Ytur
— Adam Simpson, CPA (@adam_s1986) July 15, 2025
Estoy en un avion de @AmericanAir en camino a Bogota. Esto es lo que dice mi asiento (ver imágen)
Ustedes creen que hay derecho a que pagando un tiquete a precio full, me deba aguantar que me sienten en un asiento que no funciona bien? Que opinan?
Me siento maltratada pic.twitter.com/S6AVKPhPbQ— Isabel Londono Polo, Ed.D (@isalondono) July 16, 2025
@AmericanAir nice upgrade pic.twitter.com/qz7zmeZZCt
— Jim Rau (@badxl1200) July 17, 2025
- This is why you always carry a UK power adapter in your bag when you travel.
24/7. Every flight @AmericanAir cool of you to charge for WiFi I never use cause my device dies immediately. So trash ️ pic.twitter.com/yuCQKlAud4
— Regulators Podcast (@RegulatorsPod) July 17, 2025
- United’s and Delta’s top 10 domestic routes by revenue
An American didn’t eat for 6 hours. Holy cow!!! What will they do. I hope when they got to Paris they went immediately for a few baguette infusion. The poster was probably 500-100 pounds overweight like 90% of the US.
I have transferred at CDG one or two times every year (absent Covid) for years. It’s not great, mostly for the long trek. But, I’ve never had line issues or others surprise delays. I’m fine with it: always consistently OK. Transfer from 2G (Hop! flights) to 2E isn’t my favorite, but it works. Given my other choice is AMS, I’ll take CDG. Maybe this fall/winter when EES becomes active, AMS might improve. I’m uncertain of how the late 2006 ETIAS implementation will change things.
@Ray: OMG.
Ahh, the classics. AA’s broken planes; United’s empty overheads while the flight is delayed to load forced-gate checked bags from group 3.
On the food, hope that meal isn’t anything like the “Denver Signature Dish” burrito that I just pre-ordered. Also, since we all love to complain here, I’ll add, these Magnolia Bakery’s Banana Pudding desserts are just ‘not great.’ I’d need to be starving to enjoy that ‘red velvet’ goop. What happened to the good ole Pie in the Sky?! Those were far better.
And on CDG, why must the French make things so convoluted; meanwhile, the Dutch can manage a Schengen to non-Schengen transfer in 30-minutes at AMS. I trust KLM with tight connections; I won’t do anything less than 3 hours minimum with Air France at CDG. Yikes. And why does AF nearly always board on-time then have everyone wait on the jet-bridge for an hour. Anyone else experiencing this?
I flew first-class on United yesterday from RSW to IAD. The chair had two big sticky pieces of masking tape on it because the tray was broken. I understand that things break, but this aircraft overnighted in EWR the previous night – where it should have been fixed. For the additional price you pay, the amenities should be better. Moreover, the food service consisted of a bag of potato chips. When did first-class decline so badly?
@ Gary — At least you will be getting a credit for skipping the Polaris food when they exclude it from Polaris Basic fares.
OK, CDG does kinda suck, but if you’re an ADULT who is a Sport Illustrated model/social influencer who breaks into tears at an airport your parents failed when it comes to teaching you basic life skills. Sheesh.
The problem is not CDG, the problem is being a narcissistic blond c**t who thinks (and hopes) anybody gives a sh*t about her
Next she will publish something about her struggles with mental health and/or the poor palestinians and/or how bad ICE is…and blah blah blah
People like her are a cancer to society
All these so called “influencers/social media personalities” are the same….
Just useless
the airline industry is eating itself to fund executive bonuses.
@ Doug — Geez, have some coffee or something.
@Doug — Hold your horses, that’s a lotta ‘hate’ for one short comment. Wasn’t expecting there to be an anti-blond contingent out there. Learn somethin’ new every day here. But also, could you please, like, calm down, and maybe, also, send a few insults my way? Some of us ‘get off’ on it… *blushing*
@gene and 1990
I don’t drink coffee but thank for the suggestion
I have no reason to insult you
Tell me if what I said about blondie is wrong please
If she wasn’t that hot and/or 30 lbs heavier nobody would give a crap
And if gary had not published her “meltdown” none of us wouldn’t know she even exists