Morning air travel chuckles

Via Chris, 7 True Stories That Prove The Airlines Hate You. When I reached number one, I couldn’t stop laughing at the graphic of the United Airlines assasin.

While we’re at it, via Lucky and several other sources, you can’t bring a whip on a plane, apparently because you might “attack one of the flight attendants and whip her/him into such a state of excitement that s/he’ll beg to help .. hijack the plane?”

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Gary Leff is one of the foremost experts in the field of miles, points, and frequent business travel - a topic he has covered since 2002. Co-founder of frequent flyer community, emcee of the Freddie Awards, and named one of the "World's Top Travel Experts" by Conde' Nast Traveler (2010-Present) Gary has been a guest on most major news media, profiled in several top print publications, and published broadly on the topic of consumer loyalty. More About Gary »

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