Landing Emergency: Passenger Drops A Deuce in the Galley After Crew Locks Lavatory For End of Flight

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  1. Just so we are all clear: that poo is very unhealthy.

    Healthy poo doesn’t smear. It should be a solid log. In fact, it shouldn’t even require wiping with toilet paper.

    If your poo is unhealthy, take a look at your fiber and fluid intake. Both soluble and insoluble fiber are vital to healthy poo. Fluid intake of at least 2 liters per day, over and above the water content of food, is also necessary.

    The average Western adult diet is deficient in fiber by a factor of 2 or 3.

    I started eating more whole fruits and veggies, increasing fluid intake, and now I poo without wiping. If the circumstances demanded I poo on the aircraft floor, it would not smear. It could be picked up and simply discarded. A light spritz of Febreze would prepare the cabin for the next flight.

  2. This is what the ADA. As a hearing person who does a lot of work in the deaf/hard of hearing community, I can assure everyone that masks caused chaos for many people with hearing issues. This type of thing happened all the time and many sanctimonious people pushing all-masks-all-the-time couldn’t have cared less.

    To be clear, I have no issue with masks — but jerks who see an opportunity to bully others through a one-size-fits-all solution when interacting with *****people who can’t hear you***** should be fired.

  3. Gary….with all due respect…why did you even publish this article? All jokes aside…in your audience of Professional adults who gives a crxx about something like this?
    Picard

  4. Look I’m not saying you shouldn’t run the defecation story but making it the headline is a little much. It’s kind of an assault on the eyes. I mean just don’t make it the FIRST story.

    Make it number 2

  5. But wait. There’s more. You could earn more than a Delta Air Lines pilot or flight attendant when you became a stool donor. Your poop is valuable.

    For example, when a C-suite executive at American Airlines needs to supplement their income to pay off their mortgage, they could become a stool donor.

    Complete the screening questionnaire.
    Complete verification of stool type and physical fitness.
    A video interview.

    Stool and blood testing are paid for by the Stool Collection Company (SCC) or the recipient. An SCC must not be mistaken for an LCC, although both smell fragrant.
    Getting paid $500 per stool and having a bowel movement every day can total $180,000 extra income annually. Making money pooping is better than a flight attendant earning contract-negotiated boarding pay.

    Read more: https://www.humanmicrobes.org/donors

  6. GROSS! I’ll defend Gary because this is newsworthy for air travelers.

    Let this be a lesson to Air Arabia and all airlines to NOT lock the restrooms.
    Locking the restrooms in a plane full of passengers has the potential to create a biohazard situation like this one.

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