News and notes from around the interweb:

• What’s the old joke about airline meals, ‘the food was awful and the portions were small!’

  American, please tell me why you would allow molded items to be served? Where is the QC on AA3557? @AmericanAir @TravelLeisure @NatGeoTravel @travelchannel @DFWAirport @TravelMagazine @usatodaytravel @nytimestravel pic.twitter.com/gtwhy8Dk8Q

  — Todd Curtis (@code3express) November 26, 2024

• A Secret Parachute in the FBI’s Possession May Have Finally Solved D.B. Cooper’s Identity

• Global Entry opening to Japanese citizens

• Understanding a union ‘scope clause’:

  @AmericanAir passenger in front of me (on AA303), seat was broken. Fellow passenger and I brought to the flight attendants attention and the women's response was "well im not a mechanic". pic.twitter.com/DBz9YPStf0

  — Roy Ball (@xxblargxx) November 27, 2024

• The truth is that Delta business class passengers don’t deserve better than these seats that lag both what United and American offer.

  Delta … Two
  byu/elkieok indelta

• Hilton’s version of an upgrade:

  Upgrade taken back
  byu/limo6101 inHilton

• Chase Sapphire Lounge San Diego opens December 6