Via Chris, 7 True Stories That Prove The Airlines Hate You. When I reached number one, I couldn’t stop laughing at the graphic of the United Airlines assasin.
While we’re at it, via Lucky and several other sources, you can’t bring a whip on a plane, apparently because you might “attack one of the flight attendants and whip her/him into such a state of excitement that s/he’ll beg to help .. hijack the plane?”