air berlin topbonus Suspends Mileage Earning and Redemption. But Why?

Aug 20 2017

oneworld member air berlin is in bankruptcy and received a loan guarantee from the German government to keep operating. Its frequent flyer program topbonus is also a separate company, and if air berlin goes out of business (selling off pieces of the airline, a reasonably likely scenario) it too will lose its airline.

The topbonus program isn’t in bankruptcy. But it has announced a suspension of both mileage accrual and redemption.

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Aviation at a Standstill After First Lady of Zimbabwe Found Topless Model in Tryst With Her Sons

Aug 19 2017

The 52 year old wife of Zimbabwe’s strongman leader Robert Mugabe is ‘marooned’ in South Africa after allegedly beat a topless nightclub model with an extension cord after finding the woman with her two sons in a hotel.

Now South Africa has grounded Air Zimbabwe’s 3 routes out of Johannesburg, and Zimbabwe has seized a South African Airways plane in Harare — and is threatening to do the same to British Airways.

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Rocker Tommy Lee Joined Mile High Club on One Hour American Airlines Flight, Then They Lost His Luggage

Aug 19 2017

Tommy Lee of Mötley Crüe fame was formerly married to Heather Locklear and to Pamela Anderson. He’s currently dating comedienne Brittany Furlan — who was apparently once the most followed person on Vine.

They managed to spend part of the one hour Embraer E-175 flight joining the Mile High Club. And another passenger caught their lavatory exit on video.

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The Solar Eclipse is a Total Non-Event, Get Over It

Aug 19 2017

There’s nothing new about a total solar eclipse. It’s completely predictable, indeed the Greeks could predict it and those calculations will last until the sun burns out.

Now it would be cool if you were the only one who knew about an eclipse, and it happened to come right as you were captured by soldiers or savages. You could prove your mystical powers by blotting out the sun and then they’d all bow at your magnificence.

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