You’re Getting Hosed By the Big Airlines In the New FAA Bill and You Don’t Even Know It

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Apr 27 2018

I wrote the other day that the draft FAA bill being debate by the House included criminalizing passenger speech. If you ‘verbally assault’ an airline employee, you probably shouldn’t be allowed to fly, but this law will raise the stakes with law enforcement too.

That’s not all that’s in the bill that passed the House and now moves on to the Senate.

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American’s Great New Meal Choices, Never Have Another Bad Meal Onboard Again?

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Apr 27 2018

The kosher meal chicken was flavorful, spicy even, and the smoked whitefish was tasty. The pineapple upside down cake dessert was excellent.

The Muslim meal chicken was the spiciest food I’ve had on a US airline in a very long time, but it wasn’t just heat it was a complex heat. The dessert was a butterscotch tart which was delicious.

American has to be spending more on their special meals than on their regular meals.

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Why Won’t Airlines Increase the Value of Points to Win More Business?

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Apr 26 2018

In this morning’s American Airlines earnings call one airline analyst asked, “Why not offer consumers a fair rate [for sale of miles]?” He was seeing some of the high prices charged for miles, and couldn’t imagine anyone taking advantage of those offers. In fact American does sell miles for a lot less than they used to, very regularly. This wasn’t mentioned in response.

Instead the airline talked about the loyalty program’s contribution to the business. But the underlying question really was, why not sacrifice margin for revenue growth?

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TSA Checks to Make Sure Air Marshals Don’t Show Up to Work Drunk

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Apr 26 2018

The government knows the air marshal program is such a mess that the TSA formally checks the sobriety of air marshals showing up at the airport.

No air marshal has ever stopped a terrorist or hijacker since the service was founded in 1962. Although an air marshal did shoot and kill a US citizen in 2005. If something really bad did happen on a flight and an air marshal was onboard they lack the training to do anything about it.

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