Ok, we all have our lists. Hopefully no one has experience with all these properties, to be able to make an informed comparison. But here’s a fun list of places to avoid.

Beaches Oceanfront Resort in Daytona Beach, Florida: “If you consider Hell a resort, then this is a resort”

Ramada Plaza JFK: “We had stayed here about nine years ago–same reason, delayed flight. The place apparently had not been cleaned between these two stays”

Velda Rose Reort Hotel in Hot Springs, Arkansas: “I think Velda died in our room.”

Airport Plaza, Brook Park Ohio: “One of the beds was broken and propped up with a stack of Bibles.”

Continental Bayside Hotel, Miami Beach, FL: “the cabby laughed when we asked him to take us there!”