During the government shutdown Global Entry enrollment centers are generally closed. In the first couple days of the shutdown I heard from two readers who said they managed to keep their appointments.
The Department of Homeland Security is largely though not entirely exempt from the shutdown. For instance 54,935 out of 60,109 Customs and Border Protection employees continue work, and perhaps the employees involved hadn’t yet gotten the memo.
All that’s on the website is that the website isn’t being updated. Helpful.
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However several readers have gotten emails and even personal phone calls letting them know their appointment cannot be honored. So people are working to cancel appointments, but not working to keep those appointments. And apparently little regard is being paid to privacy.
Here’s one email that went out Friday afternoon cancelling appointments in Phoenix,
Good morning,
Please be advised The Phoenix Global Enrollment Center will be closed till further notice due to our Government shut down.
Your appointment will be cancelled and you will have to reschedule at a later time.
Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Respectfully,
XXXXXX XXXXXXXX
Supervisory CBP Officer
Office of Field Operations
Phoenix Sky Harbor Intl. Airport
The email was sent to hundreds of people. I know this because their email addresses are all listed in the To: field.
This is a reminder to be skeptical of bureaucracies managing large databases of personal information. It’s not just Marriott failing to guard your personal information. Remember that the government’s Office of Personnel Management hack was worse, containing security clearance information on large numbers of federal employees.
Does this also affect Enrollment on Arrival ? I had scheduled my interview for next week at LAX but I’m guessing that might not happen ? No emails received on my end of any cancellations though…
Worse timing ever lol
@hamiltus Walked by Global Entry Enrollment LAX 3 days ago. Sign says closed.
Agreed about large bureaucracies – private and public – protecting your data. This is one of the reasons I would rather wait in line at Customs for a little longer than hand over my fingerprints…
Just a data point from us…We had a Nexus renewal interview scheduled for December 28 in Detroit. All indications were that it was still on and accepting reservations through 12/24 even, and no indication on website of being affected by shutdown. The evening of 12/26 an email was sent to us indicating the office will be closed 12/28 and we would need to reschedule the Nexus interview. (The note didn’t include others in the To: as Gary mentioned.) We also received a phone call that evening of 12/26 notifying us. I’m not sure why they didn’t call earlier, maybe they were hoping for an earlier reopening but ran out of funds.
Unfortunately we already had nonrefundable hotel reservations (traveled from Chicago to Detroit for this). Made the best of it and visited Greenfield Village while we were there, and will need to reschedule when things open again.
In the past, all of the many shutdown has resulted in a free vacation for federal employees. They have always gotten back pay. The only people affected are those with no savings in the bank, government contractors, and the general public. Both Trump and Pelosi should stop being so stubborn and agree on a compromise figure and allow Pelosi to spend a little for her own pet projects.
“This is a reminder to be skeptical of bureaucracies managing large databases of personal information. ”
That’s an unnecessary blow at people who are working without a paycheck because of a primadonna who wants a monument to himself as a legacy. Putting addresses in the To field instead of BCC has nothing to do with government databases, but instead is a mistake made by an employee who is probably struggling to pay their bills while wealthy politicians score points with their bases.
Once again, Gary manages to disappoint.
@Derek you mean the figure Trump wants for HIS pet project?! Both the D and R agreed on a budget deal, its Trump that renegged on it. But thanks for playing.
Of course Trump being painted as the bad guy for finally being the 1st to actually act on securing the border,why are Dems pushing back so hard? Because illegals coming illegally into the country looking for handouts paid for by hard working Americans,provide votes for those trying to destroy the country while Trump is president.
Comments polluted by Trumpanzees, as usual.
I just love watching snowflakes doing their whiny little biatch dance while they melt.
Those civil servants at home watching TV will still end up getting their money when the show is over. Yes, for the meantime they need to live off their own savings, but I guess that just reinforces good fiscal management. If you don’t have money saved for a rainy day, maybe you deserve to go on a diet … or be proactive in your choice of banking partners. If you are a veteran and affected by the shutdown, Navy Federal will cover your missed paychecks until the shutdown ends.
So you want sympathy? Webster’s has it for you. Look for it between shite and syphilis.
Vicente’s comment is a typically left wing mean spirited statement.
I came into the US via HOU on Jan 3. Asked CPB if we could get an Global Entry Interview. Once the flight had all passed, we went and he gladly did the interview. Granted, HOU was pretty empty.
A wall on the border with Mexico would be a fitting monument to American stupidity and racism. That’s slightly redundant because those two words are pretty much synonymous.
In short, a Mexican wall is stupid and racist because it would solve nothing except making it harder for poor brown folk to come here and do the jobs Americans need but don’t want to do. That’s all Trump and the stupid, racist followers of his want. Improving border security and preventing illegal immigration requires improving security on all borders and addressing all principal means of illegal immigration.
About half of illegal immigrants over stay visas. As far as I know, Trump has not asked for a dime to address that issue. He and his followers are only concerned about brown folk from Central America who he claims pose a threat to national (i.e., White folk/Republican) security. Illegal immigration is not really the concern. Their issue is that Republicans and Whites are losing their monopoly on power and privilege and blame immigration, legal and illegal. Border security would mean protecting all borders not just the one with Mexico. Drugs and terrorists (Trump lies when he says terrorists have been caught) discouraged by a wall on the Mexican border will find other means to enter like the porous 5,500-mile border with Canada. Wouldn’t we need a wall there, too? Anyone who buys a home security system that protects the front of the house but not the back isn’t buying much security.
That’s why a permanent and visible wall on the border with Mexico would be so appropriate. It would proclaim to the world for all time just how racist and stupid many in this country are. Trump has his followers so worked up they are begging to pay for it.
JC shows herself as a Trumpette. How unsurprising.
My Global Entry interview appointment on Jan 6th, 2019 at Dulles International airport (IAD) office was cancelled. No notification was sent to me and nowhere correct information was found but when I logged into my application process at https://ttp.cbp.dhs.gov It was posted there that my interview has been cancelled (for reason – Blank) and I need to reschedule it.
@747naked: Can you even vote? I don’t mean vote for which Bubba roots you in your cell, but vote for an actual leader of a non-shithole country? And for the record, your India IS a shithole. The morons you’ve elected have your country poverty-ridden, weak and so afraid China will send over a platoon of their worst soldiers to conquer your shithole in shame … again. You still shake with fear every time you see Chinese or Pakistani, right?
@John: Does it hurt when you think, Jethro? Maybe next year in fourth grade you will have a better concept of which words are actually synonymous.
There’s nothing racist about enforcing immigration laws. Canada does it. So does Mexico. Even shithole countries such as India do it. Are things different on your planet? A wall isn’t designed specifically against your “poor brown folks” rather than against criminal entry into the US. If the shoe fits, wear it.
If your “poor brown folks” come here to work, then they should get visas. But here’s a clue for you, Jethro — they don’t all come here to work. And those that do work, seldom pay taxes, yet suck off the taxpayer tit. Now go ahead, Jethro, and tell us the lie about how they pay their fair share of taxes. Come on, Jethro, go for it.
“Improving security on all borders.” Precisely how many borders do we have, Einstein? There are two. Put your last week’s math lesson to use and let’s count them. One. Two. Precisely how many caravans of several thousand turds try to cross from the Canadian border? Are you going to tell us your LBB will swim from Mexico or Guatemala to Canada and try to sneak across the border? You must have an IQ of 7.
“ … addressing all principal means of illegal immigration.” You lie when you state 1/2 of all legal visa holders overstay. But let’s ignore that for now, Jethro … the pesky little issue is that entering illegally is a real federal offense. Overstaying your visa is not. We know who the overstayers are because — surprise, surprise — we have their fingerprints, photo and data on file. We know who they are. We know they aren’t likely known drug dealers. We know where they go. And ultimately most leave or normalize their status.
But let’s say visa overstayers are a problem. Tell us, Jethro, how shall we deal with that? Never issue visas anymore? Hire more ICE to hunt them down? But you and your deformed snowflakes don’t like ICE. When they are caught, they are ultimately deported and not issued visas again. Meanwhile, your “poor brown folks” just wade across the Rio Grande again because they never bother to apply for visas in the first place.
The current Administration doesn’t have to “claim” your little brown brothers pose a threat. They DO pose a threat … at least some of them. Officer Singh died at the hands of one of your little brown brothers. The little girl on the San Francisco pier was murdered by one of your LBBs. Molly Tibbetts also was kidnapped and murdered by one of your LBBs. There were umpteen more in 2018. Even if the $5b wall could have prevented only 5 murders, I’m sure the families of the murder victims would think it was a worthwhile investment.
Your feeble brain is pulling stories out of your ass, Jethro. The Administration is not only looking for a wall to solve the issue. In addition to a wall, they want other comprehensive measures to control illegal immigration. You and your fellow whiny little bitches, though, have obstructed that at every turn. Your syphilitic concept of sanctuary has prevented the deportation of several who have gone on to murder innocent citizens. In addition to physical barriers, a comprehensive immigration reform is needed, but you clowns haven’t the balls to even begin that.
Jethro, I have a colleague that’s a M.D. Post your contact data and he’ll be happy to set up an appointment for you. After he prescribes you a pair of balls, I’m sure he will help you have your extra chromosome surgically removed.
Your readers are gross, Gary.
Trump lies, lies, lies, lies, lies about every f-in thing. The constantly whining Baby Prez is having a tantrum to build his useless vanity wall that could be hopped over or dug under, while most illegals fly into the country and just overstay their visas, as John pointed out above. Trump, who cheats on his immigrant wife with strippers and hookers, is a life long con artist. It’s amazing how gullible some people are to believe his lies and fall for his cons. Truly amazing.
@JC, A border wall with Mexico will be ineffective and serve only as a fitting and enduring monument to American stupidity and racism. If only other examples shining examples of like slave auction houses and Japanese internment camps were preserved so well. There are other measures that will work better and cost less. Democrats continue to support them.
FYI, The statement that about half of illegal immigrants overstay visas that you claim is a lie was made by House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy, R CA on August 15, 2018.
https://www.politifact.com/california/statements/2018/aug/24/kevin-mccarthy/mostly-true-visa-overstays-account-half-all-people/
In fact the percentage of people becoming illegal immigrants through visa overstays has been rising. Today about 2/3rds of those staying in the country illegally do so through visa overstays. Some of those who overstay visas commit crimes too. Trump won’t tell you about them. If people being in the country illegally was a valid national emergency there would be a massive effort to deal with visa overstays. But to my knowledge Trump hasn’t asked for a dime for that. Visa applications and documentation from their home countries provide enough information to find those people relatively easily. Enforcement of the laws against one group but not a different group that has committed the same offense is the textbook definition of discrimination. In this case, concentrating solely on the brown folk from Central America is pure racism hyped by the President of the United States.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/visa-overstays-outnumber-illegal-border-crossings-trend-expected-continue-n730216
$5 billion is only a down payment on the wall. Trump promised Mexico, not you and me, would pay. The total cost is currently more than $20 billion. That number is sure to rise. $20 billion for a wall is pure waste and would be better spent on projects for the armed forces that actually enhance our national security and maybe we could improve health care for active duty servicemembers, veterans and their families. Stars and Stripes reports that more than 20 active duty and veterans commit suicide every day.
https://www.stripes.com/news/us/va-reveals-its-veteran-suicide-statistic-included-active-duty-troops-1.533992
But Trump shot off his big mouth about a wall in the campaign, broke his promise about getting Mexico to pay, and is now trying to create a fake national security emergency. The majority of American taxpayers do not support Trump’s wall or Trump’s government shutdown, but Trump is insisting that we fork over billions of our dollars just to keep him from looking like the fool that he is. And people like JC are actually buying it. You’ve got to be kidding me.
Oh and b/t/w JC, it does not hurt when I think. It is safe for you to try it sometime.
In a civilized country that idiot not understanding the difference between to: and bcc: would be sued. The employees insurance would have to pay for it. I’d certainly sue.
Fellow Americans, you wanted trump? Stick with it, stop wining and assume responsibility for it. If you are old enough to vote, you should understand what you did and just shut op or starting to fix things. Every democracy has the leader it deserves.
Blaming gery or the media is cheap and childish.
Received 1/3/19
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In lieu of scheduling an appointment at a Global Entry Enrollment Center, you have the unique opportunity to interview for Global Entry when you return from your next international trip at one of several international airports in the United States and Canada. Enrollment on Arrival is ONLY available if you are arriving from an international trip and will be completed during the arrival process.
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@JC which explains why lead poisoning is a thing in the USA. Your pols are not corrupt at all! They only get paid by lobbyists for Saudi Arabia, and lick Saudi arseholes like that orange skinned molester you admire.
Of course the broken down infrastructure which causes huge traffic problems is a symbol of a first world
Country.
Your first world country has such a large navy. Sadly you can’t even afford to maintain the ships you have.
Try harder, dear hate filled clown. You’re only proving yourself stupider than anyone ever thought.
Ps. It’s obvious you didn’t get groped last night. You might have been in a better mood if you had.
Hahahaha. @JC claims she has an MD. What she doesn’t mention is that she bought it online, and it stands for Master of Dimwittedness
Being a con artist suits you, Jethro.
Slightly under 45% of illegal immigrants in the US today are the results of visa overstays. You were doing fine with your slight exaggeration of 50% or more, but then you just couldn’t help with your natural tendency to lie and started claiming NBC as a factual source.
Let’s look at real facts. Half of our 10.7 million illegal immigrants today are Mexican at about 5.4 million. At 1.9 million, we have those from Central America, which consists primarily of those from the Northern Triangle. So your LBBs account for 68% of the problem. Now you pulled a number out of your ass reportedly showing that 2/3 of those entering legally on visas end up overstaying. The State Department last year issued 1.4 million visas to Mexicans and less that 100 thousand to your LBBs from the Northern Triangle. That leaves 3.4 million illegal aliens unaccounted for. Perhaps they are the result of those remaining 5.1 million visa holders. If, as you claim, 2/3 overstay, that would be true.
Except it isn’t. Math is your friend, Jethro. Next year in fourth grade you might have a better grasp of that. The State Department issued 9.7 million visas last year. By your calculations, we should have 13.7 million illegal aliens in the US. Except we don’t.
And we don’t have 7.9 million either. Nor 40.5 million. You see, Jethro, there’s the pesky little issue of DHS having legally admitted over 50.4 arrivals in 2017 with records showing only about 545,000 of those overstaying.
Jethro, overstayers do not make up 2/3 of our total illegal alien population now nor the annual increase. The 10.7 million illegal aliens we have now is a cumulative of over a decade. Any way you look at it, right now on an annual the odds are better that one entering with a visa is less likely to become an illegal alien or suck money off taxpayers than your LBB swimming the Rio Grande.
But let’s say they did. Just as with the often repeated retarded drivel that more American citizens murder people than illegal aliens, in many cases at least the latter could be prevented by keeping your LBBs out.
So tell us what other measures work better and cost less? If you and your other retards support those measures, why weren’t they enacted under the Clinton or Obama administrations? Why aren’t they being considered right now as we speak so we can see a wall is unnecessary?
Now are you going to pull another story out of your ass about how it’s so easy to find overstayers here illegally? Of course you will! I suppose it would be easy if ICE were given the resources. But you whiny little bitches hate ICE even more than the idea of keeping your LBB from swimming the Rio Grande.
Your racism schtick is getting old, Jethro. Preventing crime is not racism. And it is a criminal offense to enter the country illegally. By your retarded logic, your LBB are incredibly racist, too. There was a Caucasian guy arrested in Cancun because he didn’t have a proper visa. WTF is the ACLU and Whiny Little Bitch Brigade on that one, Jethro?
I will give you one thing, though, Jethro. I don’t like the idea of a wall. Walls are seldom pretty and never 100% effective. They cost a lot of money to build and maintain. I much prefer machine gun nests. Cheap, efficient and barely noticeable.
Don’t forget your pain meds, Jethro.
@747naked: “Colleague”, moron. Learn to read. Or don’t they teach reading in shithole countries?
Hmmm … lead poisoning versus tiger maulings on a daily basis. Freeways congested with cars versus water buffalos. A navy versus 747always running naked on a plane because Pakistanis make him envious. Chinese scare him.
Don’t worry, when the Chinese invade they will still let you live with mommy.
Dear @Jungli Chuthan such a wonderful example of a first world thinking. https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2017/12/conservatives-worry-feminists-using-witchcraft-destroy-trump/
@JC the jungli chuthan sweetly ignores the bit about maintenance issues faced by the US Navy. But then like any good Trumpette, she ignores the truth.
Quite interesting that Chuthan brings up syphilis. Coincidental honesty.
To quote the Jungli Chuthan @JC please “earn your English”. After all good racist Americans like her should be able to use their first language well. Hahahahahaha
@747naked: Maybe the navy does have issues with maintenance on it’s super powerful fleet. Shithole India has maintenance issues with their water buffalo plows.
Mr. Shitholer, we all want to know, which one is you in the photos:
https://goo.gl/images/sL87kf
https://goo.gl/images/LUvDHn
It seems you are the one in the green shirt with the black dot.
Oh, my word! These Trump people really are rabid/feral/full of hate. One suspects that Ms Pelosi has their measure though.
Tiger mauling on a daily basis dear Jungli Chuthan? Would love to know that there were so many tigers alive! Yet again the truth can not come between a Trumpette and a typical lie. Why is @JC like this?
@747naked: Mr. Shitholer, you are so ignorant about your own shithole. Shithole India has over 4,000 tigers in the wild. 70% of the world’s tigers feast on turds like you.
Stay naked though. It disgusts the tigers, but gets you attention from your mommy.
Did you find yourself in the photos, shitholer?
So 70% of the worlds tigers are man eaters? You’ve still not substantiated your syphilitic rantings, dear Jungli Chuthan. Please share some facts, rather than the delusions of your syphilitic mind.
Aww. So sweet. Jungli Chuthan grabbed some random images to bolster her argument. The rantings of the syphilitic one @JC continue! Keep on smelly one! Raise the swastika like the Nazi you are!
Ps. Now I realise why you kept asking your mum to call you Eva!
@747naked: Shitholers like you from Shithole India are ignorant about their own shithole. Did you ever go to third grade, Mr. Shitholer?
“Man-eating tigers have been a recurrent problem for India, especially in Kumaon, Garhwal and the Sundarbans mangrove swamps of Bengal.”
It’s in Wiki.
But nice try Apu. Go kiss your water buffalo goodnight, Chee Chee.
Dear @JungliChuthan you seriously lack cognitive skills. You claimed that 70% of the worlds tigers eat humans.
You’re so incredibly stupid fraulein Braun! You can’t even keep your arguments straight. Hahahahahaha. Seig Heil Fraulein Chuthan!
Even so dear Jungli Chuthan, 70% of the tigers have never been man eaters. Oh the stupidity and poor hygiene is so strong with @JC
@747naked: All tigers will eat people, Swami. It’s in your shithole India newspapers almost every week. Can’t you read well, Chee Chee?
Run along and kiss your water buffalo goodnight, Apu. Pray the Chinese don’t invade and defeat you again.
Which newspapers dear Chuthan. Still waiting for you to gain some courage and state some facts.
Speaking of defeats, your country has already run from Vietnam. Such a big navy, such a first world country, and you still ran with your tails between your legs from the Vietcong! And now Bone Spur Boy wants to run from Afghanistan. Hahahahahahaha
And do learn to be nice to the Chinese. If it weren’t for their purchases of Treasuries you’re advanced nation would have been bankrupt already, dear @Jungli Chuthan
“Your advanced nation”
@747Chee-Chee: Apu, do you need your literacy volunteer to help you read?
https://www.scmp.com/news/asia/south-asia/article/2072262/no-one-safe-after-dark-indian-villages-terrorised-tiger-attacks
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5553213/Horrifying-footage-shows-aftermath-tiger-attacks-Indian-village.html
If tigers were so cute and cuddly, Apu, everybody would have one as a pet.
Yes, Chinese invest in America. With ShitholeIndia, they just kill your soldiers and then you bend over and grab your ankles. You like that part.
Much first world. Many advanced society. Hahahahaha. So @JC have you made your donation yet? https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2018/01/trumps-spiritual-advisor-give-money-suffer-consequences/
@747naked: Apu, you spend a lot of time on that jobby jabber site. Are you pulling your Chee Chee trick to get into his pants?
What does “many advanced society” mean in ShitholeIndia? And really, “much first world”? Is there any language you aren’t retarded in, Apu?
I’m not sure if that nutjob is Trump’s spiritual advisor. But even if she is, he has a better one than Ghandi. His were a cow, a goat and a flying monkey. Or was the flying monkey his wife? Aren’t you glad you are rich, Apu, and can afford a water buffalo?
Interesting that @Jungli Chuthan doesn’t mention Vietnam! The truth hurts her in her ungroped posterior!
Ooh BTW dear Jungli Chuthan @JC the articles you shared still don’t substantiate your assertion that 70% of tigers in the world are man eaters. Hahahahahaha. Get groped Jc
Apu, clean-up on aisle three. When you finish, ask Bart for reading lessons.
Nobody said only 70% are man-eaters (or in your case, Chee Chee eaters). Virtually 100% are. But of those 100%, about 70% live in ShitholeIndia and can feast on turds like you, Apu. We realize math and English is tough for you, but if Bart can do it so should a Chee Chee like you, Apu.
Check out those modern inventions we call calendars, Apu. Vietnam was about 40 years ago. Chinese humiliation and subjugation of ShitholeIndia is almost a daily event on the border until now.
If it makes you feel like a man, hold on tight to your water buffalo, Chee Chee. Poor little coolie like you, Apu, needs all the love they can get.
Oh, I did get groped. By your mommy.
And the war with China was 58 years ago, dear Jungli Chuthan.
Hahahahaha.
You’ve still not proved your statement about 70% of tigers being man eaters. But then you’re a little coward, just like your forefathers.
And Russia’s humiliation of the USA continues every day Bone Spur Boy is in office. Dosvidania Frau Braun! @JC
I quote from some of your own drug fuelled ravings, dear @JC “70% of the world’s tigers feast on turds like you. ”
Since I learnt English, while you somehow earned it, (LOL), that statement implies that 70% of the worlds tigers are man eaters.
You know only one language and cant even use it properly. Some first world education! Hahahahahahahahahah
@747naked: Apu, leave the water buffalo for a while and focus on reading. You see, Chee Chee, turds like you = those from ShitholeIndia. Since 100% of the world’s tigers don’t live in Shithole India, they can’t eat you, Apu. But virtually 100% of tigers will eat people. Not that a coolie like you is considered people, Apu.
Mr. Chee Chee, the humiliation China forces ShitholeIndia to endure continues today. Just last week a squad of PLA soldiers marched up to one of your coolie soldiers and bitch-slapped him. The other ShitholeIndia soldiers just cowered in fear. They are as brave as you, Apu.
Now go back to wanking your water buffalo, Apu.
Ah, dear Frau Braun, Still no facts to substantiate your ravings. I know your allergic to facts, just as you’re allergic to soap, water, and toothpaste.
To paraphrase CCR, please Run from the Jungle.
Your focus on water buffalo says a lot about your depraved sexual habits, dear boll weevil. @JC the Jungli Chuthan
Interesting elitism from the Gropette, @JC the Jungli Chuthan. A coolie is not a human? Kind of like how Hitler thought the Jews were sub human, and how your Bone Spur Boy thinks African Americans are sub human. Seig Heil Frau Chuthan!
Btw I am so sorry that you cant speak English properly. Your first world education system obviosuly failed you, when you cant even speak the one language you are taught correctly.
@747naked: Apu, if someone says the Earth is round, a Chee Chee like you will cry for facts. Ask your water buffalo to teach you to read. I bet it’s your prized possession.
A coolie “like you” is subhuman. See how the finer points of English work, Apu? Nobody said every coolie, Apu. Only you. Now before your extra chromosome starts itching, let’s look at some facts. You run naked through airplanes. You have an IQ lower than your water buffalo. You are a congenital liar. Your English skills are on par with a retarded gerbil. You’ve been caught molesting little kids several times. The only positive aspect is that you are impotent and haven’t been able to get your water buffalo pregnant. It’s clear to see, Chee Chee, the gene pool considers you a liability. You should go play with those friendly tigers roaming ShitholeIndia.
Apu, it’s only logical a Chee Chee like you lives in BOM. It’s a fitting place for the subhuman coolie you are. BOM. BOwel Movement. Describes you perfectly, Apu.
P.S. Don’t fall off the roof of the train, Apu. You’ll splatter and someone will have to clean up the pile of stench you melt into.
And, Apu, stay in third grade until they teach you how to use apostrophes. You know, like with “cant”.
Ah racist POS @Jungli Chuthan the Bhutni couldnt come up with any facts. Looks like she has at least bothered to learn some English, as opposed to standing in Picadilly square hoping to earn some English. Hahahaha
I am so happy that a racist like yourself shows her true colours. Mumbais trains run, unlike the joke that your first world country (LOL) calls the New York subway system.
All you have done is make a shit load of assertions, without substantiating them. Your constant ravings are your coping mechanism, which is understandable. After all it must be difficult to live with the incredible level of stupidity that you possess. Keep going on, dear Chuthan. We know youre an illegal immigrant. You will be deported soon!
Look at @JC the Jungli Chuthan
She is such a Bhuthan
Her grandad was a Nazi,
And her father was a pansy,
They ran from Vietnam,
Like they run from life itself
@JC claims to know English, yet she comes up with gems like “earn your English”. Oh the delicious irony.
@747naked: Apu, even a subhuman Chee Chee like you should be able to express themselves in one post and not drivel on in three. Your syph-infected brain has problems with multiple concepts, we see.
BOM trains run. Exactly like BOwel Movements. All you coolies sitting on the roof and hanging out the windows like monkeys. No wonder you have that little brown dot on your head. It’s the bird shit that falls from the sky on you — a BOM DOT. You’ve never been to NYC so you have no idea what the NYC subway system is like. You’ve only seen it in your comic books, Apu. Your water buffalo could easier get a visa to the US than you.
Apu Che Che the coolie’s subhuman
Water buffalo dick he’s a chewin’
Clean-up on isle three
He’s angry at me
‘Cause I’m the one his mother is doin’
Clean that BOwel Movement dot off your pointy little head, Apu.
oh Look here comes the bigot @JC
She thinks she’s so smart
(Her IQ is that of a fart)
And she’s too ugly
To even be a tart
English is her first lingo
Or so she does say
Like a donkey
She continues to bray
Her hygiene is so poor
We can smell her in Bombay
Btw @JungliChuthan JC, I think you meant aisle 3, not isle 3.
So sad that you don’t know what English words mean. Your English skills are those of a termite. Hahahahahahaha
@747naked: Apu, you got your poetry and limerick skills from your water buffalo, no?
Hurry, climb on the train, coolie. Chee Chee on the choo choo.
@JungliChuthan Your English language skills still equate to those of a termite. First world education! Thanks for the laughs dear skank!
So sad that @JC doesnt know what a coolie does. But then, the product of a cuck marriage like yourself will always be full of rage.
Oh look the Vietnameses are coming! Run @JC like your cowardly race! Whoo whoo!
@JC is so stupid she put Rogain on her private lady parts Hahahahaha
@747naked: Apu, even a subhuman coolie like you should know that termites are abundant in BO(wel) M(ovement). You eat them in soup, right?
Wipe that brown bird-shit dot off. It makes your forehead too shiny, Chee Chee.
@747naked: Lady parts, Apu? You’ve only seen your mother’s. And your water buffalo’s. Ask your mom if you can borrow hers.
“Vietnameses”? Apu, that bird-shit dot is infecting your extra chromosome. The other coolies are ashamed of you. Go play with your friendly, loving tigers.
Your English skills still suck. Even though I’m from what you call a shithole. Says so much about your and your country. Hahahahaha.
@747naked: Ok, Che Che, go cuddle with your water buffalo, Apu. Have fun in shithole BO(well) M(movement).
Awww. Ickle @JC the Trumpette agrees her English skills stink worse than her unwashed posterior.
@JC showcases her rotten English all the time. Just keeps proving that Nazis are stupid
@747naked: “Ickle”? Is that ShitholeIndia’s water-buffalo language, Apu?
You have a thing for “unwashed posteriors”. Do they get you excited? Jobby jabber much?
Che Che, I bet if you wash your water buffalo’s posterior, you can finally have sex.
Awww. The first usage of ickle is slang from the United States of Saudi Arabia and Russia. But since @JC gets paid by Saudi’s (who are as unhygienic as she is), she will still cheer for Brown Nose Bone Spur boy. Oh look. Theres a Vietnamese standing next to her. Look at Jc run from the Vietnamese like her coward cuckold father did. Hahahahaha
@747naked: Apu, your turban is wound too tight. Your two brain cells aren’t getting enough blood flow. “Ickle” must be ShitholeIndia slang.
Sorry, Apu, no Vietnamese here. Only Chinese. Chinese are nice. I like how they humiliate Chee Chee’s like you every day.
How do you know Saudis (notice the lack of an apostrophe, coolie Apu) are unhygienic? How many have you enticed to root you? I doubt they’d be turned on when you bend over. They don’t do pigs. Or water buffalos.
Oh I wear a turban? Thanks skanky, but there are only certain castes that wear them.
Interesting that you talk about the hygiene levels of Saudi’s but you don’t deny that you service them, Ms “Earn your English on isle 3” . Thanks for the constant laughs @JungliChuthan Hahahahahahahaha
She knows of an apostrophe
Her grammar though is a catastrophe
She is the one and only
Skanky @JC
It has been quite a while
But she’s back to spread her bile
Forgive her her tongue that is so vile
As she doesn’t know the diff
Betwixt isle and aisle!
@JungliChuthan
@747never: Apu, clean-up on aisle three! Quickly, coolie Chee Chee, clean it up. It’s probably your BOwel Movement.
Of the mess you made when you bent over in front of that Saudi. He thought your turban was cute.
Which caste are you, Apu? Water buffalo caste?
You used the word aisle! Finally. Funny how your ridiculously bad grammar needs to be constantly corrected by me.
Your last statement is grammatically incorrect and hence is incomprehensible. Please come back once you’ve earned your English on Isle3. Thanks for the laughs, dear Racist @junglichuthan
She sees an isle
And thinks of a shop
As humping Saudi’s
Has turned her brains to slop
Please don’t be angry
It’s not her fault you see
As she is the
Syphilitic
@JC
Her father ran from Vietnam
He was cuckolded by her Mum
That’s why she’s so angry you see
Yes we are talking about the Nazi @JC
@747never: Swami, tighten your turban, Apu. Your skills as a poet are on par with a ShitholeIndia citizen. 3 posts — one for each of your functioning brain cells. Apu?
Your water buffalo must be sad and also jealous. You will be returning to Saudi Arabia to continue being the sex toy of your employer’s clients. When you bend over in front of them, do you dream they are your water buffalo? Or your father?
Hey, Chee Chee, your pictures and personal details are all over Google. Someone is setting up a website about you now. http://www.747always.com. Your mommy will be proud of you.
@747naked: 3 posts. One for each of your brain cells, Apu?
Swami, tighten your turban. It might fall off, Apu, when you hang from the train window like a monkey.
Your water buffalo will be proud to see you when presented on 747always.com. Even your Saudi and Pakistani rump rangers will think you are cute.
You can keep calling me a coolie, and keep calling India a shithole, but you’re the so called superior individual from the superior country, but you’re the one who earned your English on Isle 3.
It’s interesting seeing how boring your whole conversation is. Try harder to inject some new material. Originality though is not your strong suit.
Have a lovely day, dear @JustaloadofCrap
Forgot to mention you wrote BO(WELL) movement sometime back while referring to a city I travel from.
I think you will find that it is spelled BOWEL.
You’re welcome, dear @JustaloadofCrap
Hahahahahahahahaha
@747naked: Apu, why do they post your photo on 747always.com? Is it National ShitholeIndia Coolie Day!
Sorry to hear about your sister, Apu. foxnews.com/world/teenage-girl-murdered-mutilated-by-family-for-eloping-with-boyfriend-indian-police-say
Remember to wrap your turban tightly, Swami. Would hate for you to have all that toilet paper blown away in a sudden gust of wind.
Awwww. Still the same sad shit. Funny how someone who claims to be a feminist finds joy in things like this. Ah. But a feminist can’t be a Trumpette.
Nice try @Justaloadofcrap. Keep getting frustrated. That is your aukat after all.
@747naked: Apu, are you angry and frustrated because your sister was knobbing your water buffalo? Is that why you killed her?
Poor coolie, who will steam-dry your turban and wipe your shithole for you now that your sister is gone?
Oh look. @JustaloadofCrap syphilitic relative is the news as a murder suspect. https://www.google.co.in/amp/s/amp.news.com.au/world/north-america/suspect-charged-with-kidnapping-missing-girl-found-near-cabin-where-she-was-held/news-story/9af7b6dcfa4970ec7d386b2877d0768e
Booooring @JustaloadofCrap. Btw. Am I a swami or a coolie? Make up your mind dear syphilitic scumbag.
@747naked: You are a coolie who pretends to be a swami, Apu. Your photo is on 747always.com.
I never pretended a Swami. You’re the one who said it dear confused one. You’re intellect is so pitiful. You’re so obviously the product of inbred cowards. @JustastinkingCunt
@747naked: Apu, you pretend you have ESP. But don’t let your tiny little brain get overheated. I just saw they coined a new word just for you: Swamoolie. Or maybe Cooliami. See, now you can pretend to be both a swami and remain a coolie. Are you happy now, Chee Chee Apu?
I never pretended to have ESP, dear @JustaConartist. It’s just one of your delusional rantings again. Try harder dear behen ki lodi.
In the interim do attempt to learn some English rather than attempting to earn it. Hahahahahahahaha
@747naked: Apu, loosen up the turban, swamoolie. Your extra chromosome is struggling to breathe. Don’t you realize just how much your water buffalo would be lost without you?
Oh look, @JC and her relatives killed a snake. https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/disgusting-pictures-show-snake-covered-in-511-ticks/news-story/32d9fcc94405a3bdac5e44fc0651c8ac
@747naked: Apu, you’d be better understood if you just write ShitholeIndia language.
“I never pretended a Swami.” What precisely are you trying to say, Chee Chee? Are you admitting you never pretended to be a Swami, but you did rape one?
“You’re intellect is so pitiful.” Are you trying to say, coolie, that “You are intellectual, but I’m pitiful?” If you said that, you’d get an A for honesty, Apu.
Why do you wear a pink turban, swamicoolie?
am happy to concede I erred. You’re still butthurt because of gems like “earn your English” and Isle 3! Hahahahaha. So sad that @JungliChuthan, can’t speak her own mother tongue. Hahahahahaha
PS. +1 for actually noticing something I left for you. Hahahahaha
@747naked: Apu, why did you get fired from The Simpsons? Tried to rape Lisa, didn’t you? Hard to escape your coolie, ShitholeIndia heritage.
Better an Indian than a syphlitic “American” Nazi like yourself, who can’t even speak her own language properly. So sad that you get schooled by us coolies! Your bum must be really hurt for you to stay up all night. Hahahahahaha @JustaChuthan
She stays up all night
(In Murica)
To attempt to fight
With a “coolie” from India
But she’s so stupid
(She’s never been visited by Cupid)
That she cant even get spellings right
English is her lingo
(Her lucks really bad at bingo)
She spreads her bad spelling like a blight
The question thus arises
(Is it being American that she prizes)
Could she really be from the USA?
@747naked: No, Apu. Being a ShitholeIndia coolie-swami is worse than being a dog. At least a dog has two eyebrows, no dots on his head and doesn’t wear a turban. Dogs don’t rape their sisters, either.
If some day you become a dog, we will have a party to celebrate your promotion, Apu.
Funnily enough you’re like a chihuahua bitch. Small, noisy, and useless.
Hahahahahahaha
@JC
@747naked: Apu, ask your water buffalo to help you write.
spellings
cant
lucks
“spread” spelling
Clearly you are retarded, Apu.
Oh, and on our planet there are time zones. We humans can travel to other countries where the time zone may be different. You subhumans, however, only travel to countries where you are considered subhuman trash and slaves.
Shave that eyebrow, Apu! Tighten that turban!
@747naked: Apu, it’s not that I’m small. It’s that your butthole is like the Lincoln Tunnel. How many times per week do they rape you, Apu?
Since you are subhuman, which animal hospital attends to you?
@747naked: Wrong time zone, swami.
Apu, all those years in a ShitholeIndian third grade and you still haven’t learned.
You are supposed to say “Thank you, come again” when you end your drivel.
But considering the coolie rapist that you are, “Goodybe, I need to go because my water buffalo wants to shag me” is also acceptable.
Pick one, Apu.
Aww. Such originality. Copying and pasting the same comment everywhere.
To quote a famous Nazi, by the name of @JustaCoprophiliac “three posts Jethro? That extra chromosome must really hurt!” Hahahahahahaha
Your statement on my spelling is incoherent. Please use your so called “education” and try to write it in a manner English speakers would understand.
@747naked: You aren’t an English speaker. You are a coolie with a Huawei translator, Apu.
If your flipped burgers faster, you could afford to leave your ShitholeIndia. Or at least wash your turban. Pick one.
I’m not an English speaker, but nor are you, dear “earn your English on Isle 3”
Please tell us where this fabled isle is, dear @JustaCoprophiliac
@747naked: Don’t worry about which isle, Apu. The important thing is that you’ll be a good father and good husband when your water buffalo gives birth to your daughter.
Aww, ickle @JustaCoprophiliac gets her tighty whities in a twist. Again!. Funny that she stays awake all night. Dont do drugs @JC. Theyre ruining your life. Hahahahaha
And Im not worried, O Ye of the Extra Chromosome. Just laughing at your hideously bad English! @JustaloadofCrap @JC
@747naked: I bet you make both of your water buffalos wear underwear. Makes you feel like you are not subhuman, right, Apu?
Ooh. I’ve suddenly gone from having one to having two water buffaloes? Do tell me more!
How’s your extra chromosome biatch? @JustaSaudiCunt
@747naked: Apu, of course you have two, swami.
It’s so obvious. About 5 days per month you have that silly red dot on your tiny little noggin. That’s from the days you slurp your female water buffalo and she bleeds on you in joy.
On the other twenty-five days, you have that crusty little white blob on your head, and usually on your nose. That’s from your male water buffalo when he lets his cum splash all over your face.
Just a suggestion, coolie Apu, shave that eyebrow. And pull the turban down to your chin. But then you couldn’t guzzle your water buffalo. Oh, well.
I repeat, dear @JustaColdsore I’m so touched that You reached out to me in New Years Eve when you were feeling all alone as the clock got closer to midnight.
I understand why your family leaves you alone. I still think there’s hope for you. See ya, no one wants to be with ya.