These scenes didn’t make it into the original theatrical release, but if you spent years watching the movie on Saturday afternoon television they’re probably familiar to you.

Much to my surprise, they’re apparently not on the long haul special edition DVD which supposedly includes deleted scenes. But they’re some of the most memorable from the film.

So this evening I leave you with…

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Sure glad they didn’t delete this though:

First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di’s underwear…

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