The Hilarious World of Airline Upgrade Lists: Shortened Names Edition [Roundup]

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  1. Printed telephone directories listed names as “last name, first and middle initials”. One enterprising soul in my city was listed as “BIGOLDI, CK”! Local radio talk show hosts used to comment on it all the time.

  2. I once had the upgrade list for United look like:

    1. POO, J.
    2. PEE, S.

    I still giggle at that (even took a screenshot.

  3. At least Tur, D is in a business class seat and not in the aisle as has been reported on other diverted airlines. I am not sure what the stink is about.

  4. I remember being behind a COV, D. on a standby list flying during the height of COVID.

  5. We need a late night talk show host to fund travel on the same flight by upgrade-eligible Kevin Fuchs, Tamara Shiva, and Thomas Cunningham.

  6. I had a flight that I took weekly from SMF to SFO. TIT/S was always first on the upgrade list.

  7. Singapore, Qatar and Emirates are just one of the few who have substantial government ownership.

    That makes government participation a far better option than the disastrous US deregulation that brought us terrible service with skyrocketing fees and never ending boarding lines.

    After all, governments do a pretty good job at bringing us running water, every day. Not perfect, but far better customer satisfaction than US airlines.

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