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50 Live Crocodiles Seized at London Heathrow

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May 05 2018

Last Friday 50 crocodiles were found at London’s Heathrow airport. The saltwater crocodiles were all about one year old and were supposed to be headed for a farm where they would be bred for their meat. In my experience crocodiles taste like chicken.

These crocs originated in Malaysia and were being shipped illegally — because of how they were packed.

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TSA Checks to Make Sure Air Marshals Don’t Show Up to Work Drunk

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Apr 26 2018

The government knows the air marshal program is such a mess that the TSA formally checks the sobriety of air marshals showing up at the airport.

No air marshal has ever stopped a terrorist or hijacker since the service was founded in 1962. Although an air marshal did shoot and kill a US citizen in 2005. If something really bad did happen on a flight and an air marshal was onboard they lack the training to do anything about it.

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Phoenix Airport Will Offer Medical Treatment to Passengers Forced to Fly Old US Airways Planes

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Apr 25 2018

There’s less than you can buy at the airport than you might think, I wish there were full pharmacies at major US airports like there are in some other places in the world, plus grocery stores – I could pick up dinner conveniently on the way home – and maybe a dry cleaner I could use on my way in and out of town.

One airport is getting a medical clinic. And even its name tells you it’s for passengers on legacy US Airways planes.

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TSA Makes Fun of Silent Bob’s Clothes

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Apr 19 2018

Mark Zuckerberg, when he’s not testifying before Congress, famously always wears the same t-shirt. He has plenty of them. That way he doesn’t have to think about what he’s going to wear that day, and can focus all his thinking on Facebook. Or so the story goes.

Kevin Smith, the writer/director of movies like Clerks and Chasing Amy, almost always wears a hockey jersey. So that’s what’s on his drivers license.

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The Chilling Conversation With Air Traffic Control as Southwest 1380 Prepared to Land

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Apr 18 2018

Listening to the pilot talk to air traffic control as they made their descent into Philadelphia for an emergency landing is chilling. My whole body shakes and goes numb as I play this. The pilot did an incredible job, she stayed calm, dealt with everything matter of factly as she must and provided necessary information to the ground so that they could have the priority they needed getting to the ground and emergency services prepared for their arrival.

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